Appearance

[MECH-lift]

Abe Lincoln had a beard. So did Hemingway. Jim Henson. Chuck Norris. Santa Claus. None of these guys were put on trial for looking unprofessional.
But we’re just dumb delivery drivers; and we need to follow orders, be good little monkeys?
I’m puking on my phone. I’m not a slave. My professionalism and dedication is not dictated by the length of my facial hair.
Time to evolve. This isn’t the 50’s anymore

Jesus has a beard too!
Jesus 2020!

 

[MECH-lift]

I grow my beard for the women cause they love it , don’t be jealous boomers

 

[Shift Inhibit]

Why isn’t anyone shaving anymore.Are we all children or going through a mid life crisis.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I grow my beard for the women cause they love it , don’t be jealous boomers

If I had a face like yours I would also grow a beard....

 

[oldupsman]

Guess there's no more shoe shine kits in the locker room.
Honest, used to shine my shoes every morning.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Guess there's no more shoe shine kits in the locker room.
Honest, used to shine my shoes every morning.

remember if you forgot the shave it hand you some cheap ass razor to go shave with

 

[Code 39]

Who can see your beard while you have a mask on anyway?

 

[Brownslave688]

Jesus has a beard too!
Jesus 2020!

Jesus has an inbred joe dirt beard only @silverbullet2893 would admire

 

[sandwich]

Guess there's no more shoe shine kits in the locker room.
Honest, used to shine my shoes every morning.

Yeah, and you used to grab a beer at lunch with your buddies and be home at 5 for dinner.

 

[burrheadd]

30 years and never heard a complaint about UPS vehicle appearance...now driver appearance? Lots of complaints. People don’t even take pride in the simplest things on their own, like their own appearance. Nice example to set for the next generation of softies coming aboard.

Isn’t it your job to manage these types of things?

 

[Brownslave688]

Isn’t it your job to manage these types of things?

I’m sorry he can’t hear you under the center manager desk.

 

[burrheadd]

A real man does not have his hair done...
js

@Wally you see this

 

[Wally]

A real man does not have his hair done...
js

What are you talking about? You in the baldy club?

 

[rod]

How about posting some pictures of those beards you all think look so cool (other facial features blocked out of coarse). I need a good laugh

 

[sailfish]

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even the woman have beards!

Why not? Their guidelines don't specify anything against it. Fair game.

 

[SandSpida]

I can't even imagine (as a Man) sitting in the stylists chair while someone braids my hair.
This is about THE MOST un-manly thing I can imagine.

What about a waiver that you can’t drive stick? That’s pretty unmanly. Also, not being sent out in the blind, that’s unmanly as well.

 

[542thruNthru]

Why not? Their guidelines don't specify anything against it. Free game.

Fair game... Not free game.
Duchess of doúchebaggery

 

[sailfish]

Fair game... Not free game.
Duchess of doúchebaggery

Go duch yourself.

 

[542thruNthru]

Go duch yourself.

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

Abe Lincoln had a beard. So did Hemingway. Jim Henson. Chuck Norris. Santa Claus. None of these guys were put on trial for looking unprofessional.
But we’re just dumb delivery drivers; and we need to follow orders, be good little monkeys?
I’m puking on my phone. I’m not a slave. My professionalism and dedication is not dictated by the length of my facial hair.
Time to evolve. This isn’t the 50’s anymore

Yep

But the problem now days is neckbeards which look like trash on everyone.