are there any little people that work at ups??

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by coldworld, May 8, 2013.

  1. Coldworld

    Coldworld Taking it all back.....

    Just curious if there are any little people that work at ups, does anybody know. I wonder if a little person was to apply how would ups handle the situation?
  2. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Yes, they are the ones that retape all the Zappos shoe boxes before preload gets in.
  3. quamba 638

    quamba 638 Member

    You get to unload air cans!
  4. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    It's a fine line between the EEOC and Reality...
  5. Coldworld

    Coldworld Taking it all back.....

    Im sure driving would be out but there are other jobs that would be able to accommodate someone.
  6. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    how do you define " little people " ?
  7. Coldworld

    Coldworld Taking it all back.....

    Im not talking about mgt little mans actual small people,dwarfism
  8. balland chain

    balland chain Member

    Yes we have little people at UPS,,They are the managers and supervisors with very little brain cells...
  9. overflowed

    overflowed Well-Known Member

    How do you think package companies get those pesky belts moving. They're all too cheap to use electricity.

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    I used to be 6'2", but UPS has ground me down to 5'8". I reckon I will be 5'4'' by retirement.
  11. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    "Vertically challenged", unless you are talking about our management team?
  12. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Check with the L.P.A. (Little People of America), they would know.
    Remember, not LPGA or you'll get all kinds of lesbian golfers!!
  13. ORLY!?!

    ORLY!?! Master Loader

    I used to be 6'6'', now I'm 6'4''. Most people scoff at me when I tell this is, but its the truth. I've heard this from a few drivers as well.
  14. ORLY!?!

    ORLY!?! Master Loader

    I've wondered this myself. I havent seen any at my work place, but now that your bringing this up, I'm sure ill see one walk by on the tour. I also, one day, was going to bring this question up here.

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    I had heard about the possibility of UPS being forced to hire the deaf for driving positions a few years ago! Everybody shrinks over the years. My loss of height is mostly due to friction.
  16. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    Hmmmm ... I think most everybody not on the Management Committee are "little people". :wink2:
  17. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

  18. ORLY!?!

    ORLY!?! Master Loader

    Its not friction, its due to the impact to the spine from walking on unstable and hard surfaces. A simple fact, marathon runners will often shrink 1-2 inches after a long run. Its all about impact, and the sum of us whos job is to mostly walk is a huge portion upon impact type damage to the body. Over time its permanent damage, as you said.
  19. Butters243

    Butters243 Member

    I work with a little person. We call him "Little Buddy" kinda like Gilligan from Gilligan's Island.
  20. texan

    texan Well-Known Member

    So True............:dissapointed: