Area Time

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by jerseyupser, Jan 11, 2015.

  1. jerseyupser

    jerseyupser Member

    How does "UPS" give allocated time for each stop?
  2. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    It's a magical equation that nobody quite understands.
  3. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    It's so top secret if they told you they would have to kill you.
  4. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Depends upon how hot and lonely the housewife is.
  5. Unicorn farts
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  6. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Take how long it takes to do the stop divide by 3 add 2 and subtract 7.
  7. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  8. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Isn't that the conversion formula to go from Celsius to Fahrenheit?
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Nobody sees the wizard. No way no how.

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  10. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Take "real time" numbers of how long it usually takes for any given stop. Subtract from there a minimum of 40 percent.
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  11. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Work at a pace that justifies 34 bucks an hour and let the numbers fall where they may.
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  12. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    That formula is way too complicated.
    Just know that when my wifes nipples are hard, it's cold outside!:-)
  13. That just means she saw me in my browns
  14. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    My wife, who's a teacher said they actually teach this crap in schools.....wth??

    I've asked her permission to go in for parent teacher conferences so I can read them the riot act. lol

    UPS' numbers are pulled out of their butts, so don't worry about it
  15. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    It varies, depending on if you are having to do a #1 or a #2.
  16. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Monkey no care about numbers.