Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by jerseyupser, Jan 11, 2015.
How does "UPS" give allocated time for each stop?
It's a magical equation that nobody quite understands.
It's so top secret if they told you they would have to kill you.
Depends upon how hot and lonely the housewife is.
Take how long it takes to do the stop divide by 3 add 2 and subtract 7.
Isn't that the conversion formula to go from Celsius to Fahrenheit?
Nobody sees the wizard. No way no how.
Take "real time" numbers of how long it usually takes for any given stop. Subtract from there a minimum of 40 percent.
Work at a pace that justifies 34 bucks an hour and let the numbers fall where they may.
That formula is way too complicated.
Just know that when my wifes nipples are hard, it's cold outside!
That just means she saw me in my browns
My wife, who's a teacher said they actually teach this crap in schools.....wth??
I've asked her permission to go in for parent teacher conferences so I can read them the riot act. lol
UPS' numbers are pulled out of their butts, so don't worry about it
It varies, depending on if you are having to do a #1 or a #2.
Monkey no care about numbers.
Separate names with a comma.