Beards

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by OKLABob, Nov 7, 2019.

  1. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    Some of us are real dads while Dennis was a “play dad.”
     
  2. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Dennis lol I forgot about that one. Didn't @dookie stain start that?
     
  3. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    I’m pretty sure UPS enforcing the “no sculpt” is making guys look worse instead of just legalizing the beard.
     
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  4. Mugarolla

    Mugarolla Light 'em up!

    It's a type of payback.

    Their thinking is that since they were forced to allow us to have beards, through the medical and religious waiver, that they will not allow us to have the beard look the way we may want it to look.
     
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Some of you are dad's but about 97% of you have the dad-bods .
     
  6. Mugarolla

    Mugarolla Light 'em up!


    dad bod 1.gif
     
  7. Mugarolla

    Mugarolla Light 'em up!


    dad bod 2.gif
     
  8. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    feeder driver outta Billings
     
  9. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    penn state getting treated like little beotches
     
  10. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    They are keeping it close.

    Unlike Maryland.
     
  11. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Down 12. We'll see
     
  12. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    31-19 not that close
     
  13. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    Not in the S*hole state of CT. See below...

    On a side note, women can now go topless just like the men in Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, Kansas, and Oklahoma. So pretty soon I'm sure the courts will allow women to have beards as well but until then. Enjoy your beards and titties.
     
  14. Mugarolla

    Mugarolla Light 'em up!

    How do I put in for a transfer?
     
  15. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    You can't. You're in the central where everything sucks but your 8 hour request language. ;)
     
  16. rod

    rod retired and happy

    We had a guy who at least twice a week would shut the bars down and drive to the UPS building to spend the night sleeping on a pile of dirty UPS clothes. Back then we all had a key to the building. That dude had a problem --- but he did it for years. At least he kept a toothbrush and sometime even some clean clothes in his locker.
     
  17. Mugarolla

    Mugarolla Light 'em up!

    Dammit.
     
  18. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    soooo, guys can use the women's restroom, but can't a have a beard.. mmmkay


    pseudofolliculitis barbae, you're welcome
     
  19. Dumbo

    Dumbo Active Member

    Yes they do. I agree on that end. However they are doing themselves a disservice. Medical waivers for beards and not allowing basic neck line sculpting is just making themselves look stupid. Ingrown hairs isn't the only problem. Eczema for some people only grows around their mouth and chin. Why would you actually WANT your employee to look like a piece of :censored2: when you could just be done with all of the BS and allow beards with trimming standards in place. If they allowed all employees to have beards, and then institute neck line and trimming to 1/4" length, you would actually have professional looking bearded drivers. Enforcing a ragged ass neck beard is just silly and unprofessional.
     
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  20. govols019

    govols019 You smell that?

    Everybody with a beard should be fired.
     
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