Best Advice For New Hires

[John Wall]

Go to school, build your resume, and apply to any company that isn't named "UPS." Put your ego to the side, marry a rich fat girl, and never look back. God Bless You.

 

[Big Package]

I passed on the fat rich one. Settled for my best friend instead. And thank god.

 

[MyTripisCut]

I passed on the fat rich one. Settled for my best friend instead. And thank god.

You blasting John Denver songs while you’re rummaging around the forest floor for shrooms too?

 

[dookie stain]

Build that wall!

 

[Big Package]

...mayyyybe...

 

[Brownslave688]

Go to school, build your resume, and apply to any company that isn't named "UPS." Put your ego to the side, marry a rich fat girl, and never look back. God Bless You.

Or buy some tampons for massive bloody hole and work for UPS.

 

[Brownslave688]

I passed on the fat rich one. Settled for my best friend instead. And thank god.

Never wanted to bang my best friend.




Wait never mind. Forgot who I was talking to.

 

[Big Package]

Hahaha break out that milk dud

 

[Non sequitur]

Go to school, build your resume, and apply to any company that isn't named "UPS." Put your ego to the side, marry a rich fat girl, and never look back. God Bless You.

You off the ledge yet?