BO problems

[over9five]

Annual bath?!?!? That's grotesque! I take one every month whether I need it or not.

 

[Big Babooba]

Annual bath?!?!? That's grotesque! I take one every month whether I need it or not.

That's wasting water, not to mention soap.

 

[over9five]

That's wasting water, not to mention soap.

I'm still on the bar of soap I bought when I [-]got kicked out of [/-]moved out of Moms 25 years ago.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Our diets can have a lot to do with this problem. Sometimes eating or not eating certain things can enhance B.O. problems. Maybe if you befriend the offender you can find out if it's hygiene, nutritional, genetic or homelessness. Knowing these things can help you solve the problem.

If the offender has made the 30 days and you will be working near them for quite some time, I'd definitely try to get to the "bottom", (no pun intended), of this situation, before it "brews" into a bigger "mess".

 

[SmithBarney]

We had an On Car who was around during preload. He had recently gone Vegetarian.
Anyone familiar with Vegetarians and the havoc it wreaks on your bowels can only imagine
how bad it was... oh yeah and he loved to umm "leave a present" in random cars as he was checking loads.. that was always nice...he'd brag about it too..

 

[rocket man]

chev your next

 

[chev]

chev you're next

You better watch yourself. I WILL moon you.
Don't worry. I fixed your spelling error in the quote. I just could not resist.

 

[Mike Hawk]

Our diets can have a lot to do with this problem. Sometimes eating or not eating certain things can enhance B.O. problems. Maybe if you befriend the offender you can find out if it's hygiene, nutritional, genetic or homelessness. Knowing these things can help you solve the problem.

If the offender has made the 30 days and you will be working near them for quite some time, I'd definitely try to get to the "bottom", (no pun intended), of this situation, before it "brews" into a bigger "mess".

We have already got to the bottom of the situation, I can smell it.
The guy with the BO on my shift is deaf, so communication is pretty damn hard, especially when you are trying to subtly find out why he stinks. I could always point at him, then point at my nose, then point at my butt, then shrug, but I would probably get in trouble for that.

 

[Catatonic]

I could always point at him, then point at my butt, then shrug, but I would probably get in trouble for that.

Or a date for that night.

 

[over9five]

Or a date for that night.

OMG, you need help Hoax!!!!! That was so funny!

 

[Mike Hawk]

OMG, you need help Hoax!!!!! That was so funny!

No fair he edited!

 

[705red]

The sup should tell these employees that we wash our trucks daily and we expect our employees to do the same!

 

[Mike Hawk]

The sup should tell these employees that we wash our trucks daily and we expect our employees to do the same!

We have a local sort to wash about half of our trucks each week, maybe thats where he got the idea from

 

[Catatonic]

No fair he edited!

Lifes not fair

Sorry Mike...but it was funny.

 

[LLTailor]

One thing to combat the BO issues, why not use something even more foul to overwrite the smell?

One thing you can bring and open up is:

A Durian Fruit:

The unusual flavor and odor of the fruit have prompted many people to express diverse and passionate views ranging from deep appreciation to intense disgust.

While Wallace cautions that "the smell of the ripe fruit is certainly at first disagreeable", later descriptions by westerners are more graphic. British novelist Anthony Burgess writes that eating durian is "like eating sweet raspberry blancmange in the lavatory."

or have this ready:

 

[chev]

Or a date for that night.

Roflmao!!!!

Eat beer radishes for a week and fart away. Give em a little taste of their own medicine.