Broke a Record - Not Proud

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Vasily, Mar 23, 2018.

  1. Vasily

    Vasily Vasily Zaytsev

    I believe I broke a record at UPS. Day 1 of seniority Hit While Parked last peak. It was deemed Unavoidable. I am grateful it didn't happen far within the first 5 years and much more grateful it didn't happen the day before. I win?
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  2. Boxslinger11

    Boxslinger11 Next gen teamster

    You get nothing
  3. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

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  4. dookie stain

    dookie stain Cornfed whiteboy

    I’m blacked out piss drunk. I am actually shaking cause I’m out of alcohol.
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  5. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Used a couple of UPS Cat lives there!
  6. Two Tokes

    Two Tokes Give it to me Baby

    Just drive to the store and get some more Problem solved
  7. Two Tokes

    Two Tokes Give it to me Baby

    War Eagle
  8. Tired Driver

    Tired Driver Sisyphus had it easy.

    I was hit while parked on my first day of training. Parked where my supervisior told me and a car backed into me.
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  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Unavoidable. You win!
  10. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    "Working As Directed"
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  11. Covemastah

    Covemastah And the Reign Of Terror Continues!! Pats # 6 !!!

    No such thing
  12. UPSjedi41

    UPSjedi41 Active Member

    2nd day of driving school hit head on low hanging beam in the building. 6 staples to stop the bleeding. Still passed school.
  13. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    We had a young gal have a run-away her first day out---up over the curb and right into the side of a mall. I hated to see her go-she was built like a brick :poop: house
  14. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    even with an army of supervisors an injury occurred...
  15. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    You’re going to need one of these
  16. Dr.Brownz

    Dr.Brownz Well-Known Member

    Dude who cares, there are plenty of drivers out there who had accidents during their 30 day probation and they are still driving. Don't take this company too seriously, they are just boxes.
  17. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    @FrigidFTSup has one. They hand them out for free at sup school.
  18. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Can’t break trace while following ORION, duh
  19. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Mine has a face mask though. The single bar, chicks dig it.
  20. Two Tokes

    Two Tokes Give it to me Baby

    Luckily I only have to worry about my first stop. In this case it will be the closest gas station for a few tall boys War Eagle