Broke a Record - Not Proud

[Vasily]

I believe I broke a record at UPS. Day 1 of seniority Hit While Parked last peak. It was deemed Unavoidable. I am grateful it didn't happen far within the first 5 years and much more grateful it didn't happen the day before. I win?

 

[Boxslinger11]

You get nothing

 

[Box Ox]

 

[dookie stain]

I’m blacked out piss drunk. I am actually shaking cause I’m out of alcohol.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I believe I broke a record at UPS. Day 1 of seniority Hit While Parked last peak. It was deemed Unavoidable. I am grateful it didn't happen far within the first 5 years and much more grateful it didn't happen the day before. I win?

Used a couple of UPS Cat lives there!

 

[Two Tokes]

I’m blacked out piss drunk. I am actually shaking cause I’m out of alcohol.

Just drive to the store and get some more Problem solved

 

[Two Tokes]

Just drive to the store and get some more Problem solved

War Eagle

 

[Tired Driver]

I was hit while parked on my first day of training. Parked where my supervisior told me and a car backed into me.

 

[over9five]

I believe I broke a record at UPS. Day 1 of seniority Hit While Parked last peak. It was deemed Unavoidable. I am grateful it didn't happen far within the first 5 years and much more grateful it didn't happen the day before. I win?

Unavoidable. You win!

 

[scratch]

I was hit while parked on my first day of training. Parked where my supervisior told me and a car backed into me.

"Working As Directed"

 

[Covemastah]

Unavoidable. You win!

No such thing

 

[UPSjedi41]

2nd day of driving school hit head on low hanging beam in the building. 6 staples to stop the bleeding. Still passed school.

 

[rod]

We had a young gal have a run-away her first day out---up over the curb and right into the side of a mall. I hated to see her go-she was built like a brick house

 

[MECH-lift]

2nd day of driving school hit head on low hanging beam in the building. 6 staples to stop the bleeding. Still passed school

even with an army of supervisors an injury occurred...

 

[burrheadd]

2nd day of driving school hit head on low hanging beam in the building. 6 staples to stop the bleeding. Still passed school.

You’re going to need one of these

 

[Dr.Brownz]

Dude who cares, there are plenty of drivers out there who had accidents during their 30 day probation and they are still driving. Don't take this company too seriously, they are just boxes.

 

[Brownslave688]

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You’re going to need one of these

@FrigidFTSup has one. They hand them out for free at sup school.

 

[Jackburton]

I’m blacked out piss drunk. I am actually shaking cause I’m out of alcohol.

Just drive to the store and get some more Problem solved

Can’t break trace while following ORION, duh

 

[FrigidFTSup]

@FrigidFTSup has one. They hand them out for free at sup school.

Mine has a face mask though. The single bar, chicks dig it.

 

[Two Tokes]

Can’t break trace while following ORION, duh

Luckily I only have to worry about my first stop. In this case it will be the closest gas station for a few tall boys War Eagle