buff drivers (no need to enter fatty or avg joe)

[Ms.PacMan]

warm and wet.

So that's what's so alluring?! I always wondered!

 

[Returntosender]

YOU are a funny guy. Now why would Cosmo be drooling over how buff you are?

What if the buff has missing teeth?

 

[Holydriver]

Does your wife go and just play around on the machines and run?


Tell her to give you two month of free weight lifting. Her attitude may change.

She doesn't even go. She's skinny fat. A divorce may soon be in order for that reason alone

 

[Holydriver]

Just because the only women you can get look like beat up old roast beef doesn't mean you need to bash them all.

Nothing goes better with roast beef than my curly fry and its own version of horsey sauce

 

[Returntosender]

you ever took a good close look at that thing between your legs? theyre not real attractive either. if it wasnt for their warm and wet properties they wouldnt really be enjoyed either.

Their is song called 4 degrees by Tool.
Accroding the song the vaginal and anal cavity temperature is only a 4 degree difference.

 

[Returntosender]

Nothing goes better with roast beef than my curly fry and its own version of horsey sauce

Are you afraid of the dark?

 

[TooTechie]

I wear a large, if I order anything bigger I look like I'm wearing a trench coat.


It looks like most of you can't read, as you entered the thread as a fatty. Kthxbye

Who cares if an XL is a little baggy. If a large is ripping IT IS TOO SMALL FOR YOU.
Especially this time of year in the northeast. I like a 2X to wear multiple layers underneath. Sometimes I don't even need a coat with polar base layers and t-shirt underneath.

 

[9.5 everyday]

I respectfully disagree.

Or why else would guys bury their faces down there?

To get a bj. That's all we want. A freaking bj.

 

[Holydriver]

Are you afraid of the dark?

Well I do prefer the white meat of the chicken, but I dont always get what I want

 

[sailfish]

When's the last time a(hot) woman has touched you naked? You're probably drooling just thinking about how buff I am.

I'm starting to.

 

[Holydriver]

Their is song called 4 degrees by Tool.
Accroding the song the vaginal and anal cavity temperature is only a 4 degree difference.

Yea, one of their many great songs. stinkfist is a better song about the butt tho

 

[Myleftsideistan]

Who cares if an XL is a little baggy. If a large is ripping IT IS TOO SMALL FOR YOU.
Especially this time of year in the northeast. I like a 2X to wear multiple layers underneath. Sometimes I don't even need a coat with polar base layers and t-shirt underneath.

I care, I don't want to look like I am swimming in my own clothes. Lady's like the tight fit look on a rock hard bod like mine.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I care, I don't want to look like I am swimming in my own clothes. Lady's like the tight fit look on a rock hard bod like mine.

Visa works better.

 

[sailfish]

As a woman, I can honestly say that if men's testicles disappeared over night I'd be perfectly okay with that. They're ugly things anyway. Lol.

That would look pretty lame. Come on.

 

[Rack em]

OP needs to post a picture of himself holding a piece of paper saying "myleftsideistan 2-19-16" to prove his so called buff body.

 

[Returntosender]

Well I do prefer the white meat of the chicken, but I dont always get what I want

What if you were in dark with 12 naked men?

 

[Myleftsideistan]

OP needs to post a picture of himself holding a piece of paper saying "myleftsideistan 2-19-16" to prove his so called buff body.

Why so you can save it for later? Don't worry I have to fight off dudes all the time, it's perfectly normal.

 

[Returntosender]

I care, I don't want to look like I am swimming in my own clothes. Lady's like the tight fit look on a rock hard bod like mine.

Well easiest solution is get bigger to fit the bigger clothes.

 

[Returntosender]

Why so you can save it for later? Don't worry I have to fight off dudes all the time, it's perfectly normal.

No lie, gym rat you enjoy other men in shower looking at you naked.

 

[Myleftsideistan]

No lie, gym rat you enjoy other men in shower looking at you naked.

Why do you talk about our love in public places... We talked about this..