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silenze

Lunch is the best part of the day
They dont have part time jobs at our Amazon fulfilment center. Just at the separate sortation center. Full time with health benefits tuition reimbursement and higher starting wage
 

Poop Head

Judge me.
I think what he is trying to say is
-Amazon supplies mandatory work gloves by body guard to all employees
Gay

I was escorted there one day after complaining about knee pain and they actually wrapped my knees for me)
Lame

-I believe all facilities are climate controlled, mine is for sure.
pusillanimous

- if you cannot do a certain job for any reason you are allowed to say no and be reassigned somewhere that works better for you.
My god, seriously?
I would receive a write up if any manager saw me lifting a package with a "heavy" or "team lift" sticker on the package
:bored:

Have fun :censored2:tily packaging crap. No wonder every-other amazon box I've come across is falling apart/ tape just fell off, shifting contents, not to mention, most likely dont meet edge-crush requirements, burst strength, etc... Because they exclusively hire snowflake fairies!?!?!
 

Tom MacDonald

Max E. Pads
Itt: hurr durr look at me I work real derpin hard and take this cardboard real cereal cuz im a big big man and if you decide you want to make good money without being a real derpin guy like me then you're just a snowflake fairy who's name is Mary and you're just WAY TOO SOFT!!!

Derp.
 

Tom MacDonald

Max E. Pads
Have fun :censored2:tily packaging crap. No wonder every-other amazon box I've come across is falling apart/ tape just fell off, shifting contents, not to mention, most likely dont meet edge-crush requirements, burst strength, etc... Because they exclusively hire snowflake fairies!?!?!

I work preload and see quite a bit of Amazon, usually they're light and easy to handle aside from the pantry boxes which literally even have handles you can fold out to help you carry. The only thing annoying about Amazon packages is when you get audited and suddenly orientation arrows matter.
 

Poop Head

Judge me.
Prob cuz you're right next to a distribution center? When they go through a hub or two, they come out the other end looking like dog food. When I worked preload the vast majority of smashed boxes were Amazon, usually due to poor packaging (I.e. box too big for contents, not enough filler, tape that didn't stick or totally crooked, and just plain old weak boxes) I know it's not your fault, sorry to have been all hot and bothered.
 

CleverNameHere

Well-Known Member
Itt: hurr durr look at me I work real derpin hard and take this cardboard real cereal cuz im a big big man and if you decide you want to make good money without being a real derpin guy like me then you're just a snowflake fairy who's name is Mary and you're just WAY TOO SOFT!!!Derp.

Yep that's the mentality of many of the middle aged bitter :censored2:s who had a cake job that they were already too far invested in time wise to leave already back in the early 00's. Now that its "the new ups" and they get the shaft because of technology, online crap like amazon, and the company pinching pennies even more to pay for their Orwellian tech bulls..t, they have to actually work. So they take it out on any younger smarter people who laugh at them and dodge the bullet. Bunch of fat entitled 'tards. Ignore it.
 
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