Dealing with rogue cats...

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by OrioN, Jul 14, 2019.

  1. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    aren't as bad as dogs. Butt...



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  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Wow, overreact much?
     
  3. Fred's Myth

    Fred's Myth Nonhyphenated American

    One never REALLY knows if one is encountering a domestic cat, or a TIGER CUB, with stalking mom, crouching, waiting for a kill.

    Walk a mile in THOSE shoes! LOL
     
  4. Route 66

    Route 66 Socially Unacceptable Member

    It’s also good practice to walk across the customer’s lawn rather than on the driveway. What a total loser this one. :mad:
     
  5. BootsOnTarmac

    BootsOnTarmac Active Member

    Orange is the new Ground. The cat was visible for the whole walk across the lawn. Driver had to huff and puff to the door, probably would have tossed the package without the friendly cat around.
     
  6. Fred's Myth

    Fred's Myth Nonhyphenated American

    I'd agree, but dude, look at the condition of that lawn! No harm, no foul.
     
  7. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    There was a second cat to the left of the screen that startled her... nevertheless, watch where you're stepping, cat poop landmines are probably just as bad as dog poop?!?
     
  8. Route 66

    Route 66 Socially Unacceptable Member

    Yeah I noticed, but still, should be common courtesy. Perhaps the homeowner gave up on trying to have a nice lawn due to too many inconsiderate a-holes traipsing across it like this felinophobic princess.

    I highly doubt that’s the case here, but still....a little courtesy. ;)
     
  9. Route 66

    Route 66 Socially Unacceptable Member

    Another good reason for keeping off the damn lawn! :D
     
  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Women...
     
  11. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

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    His sign isn't up anymore... guess he knew that he doesn't have golf course quality grass and paved driveways
     
  12. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Why do I get the impression that on a good day she can put out about 25 stops and complain she has too much work.
     
  13. 59 Dano

    59 Dano This is 1980, can't you afford a f***ing haircut?

    And doesn't close the door to her truck because "I'd just have to open it again a minute later."
     
  14. Fred's Myth

    Fred's Myth Nonhyphenated American

    No, it's a matter of personal safety. "Leave yourself an out (or in)" when delivering in wilderness areas. You never know when you might be attacked by a feral feline, and need the immediate safety of your cab.
     
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  15. 59 Dano

    59 Dano This is 1980, can't you afford a f***ing haircut?

    You've got a point. She showed blistering speed on the way back to the truck. She looked like a blur. Can't have that closed door slowing her down!
     
  16. Nolimitz

    Nolimitz Active Member

  17. Serf

    Serf Active Member

    X employees are provided with industry leading comprehensive benefit packages in the event of a random mauling by a customer's Bengal tiger or Maine Coon Cat.
     
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