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Deliverymen - The Masters of Urban Camouflage
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Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
jaker
trolling
From the street it's hard to tell what's there if the door mat is on it
The exercise machines, fit under them nicely!
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Just do it how I was trained.
Funny thing is half those people probably took a week to find their packages. Lol
jaker
trolling
True the other half couldn't find it when we don't hide it
HomeDelivery
Well-Known Member
sorry CCD, we do that too... behind shovels/ by mats, chairs, empty recycle buckets, whatever's on the porch to help hide it from street view
if the shipper/customer didn't put a signature-required status on their parcels, we're going to DR them parcels on the first try!
even those cheapo-box stores that wants us to DR big flat screen TVs (i do try to get a sig on those anyways to relieve me of possible claims/driver-follow-ups)
HomeDelivery
Well-Known Member
one of them have a clear weather bag on it... ups uses those type of bags since ours usually have the 800.go.fedex # printed on em or the bigger translucent ones
BigUnionGuy
Got the T-Shirt
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Till they trip over it on their porch and call the 800 number and threaten to sue...lol. I didn't see the giant trampoline boxes!
Coca Cola Delivery Man87
Well-Known Member
oldngray
nowhere special
There could have been a car in the driveway blocking view of the packages and the idiot who lives there drove off without seeing them. Too busy talking on cell phone probably. And they probably won't see the packages when they get home until they drive over them.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
The Trans Am up on blocks would provide all sorts of cover.
oldngray
nowhere special
I had a woman who got junk to sell at flea markets and the DR location was in front of an old late 70's Camaro under a tarp in the side yard. Not on blocks though. Just flat tires.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
If everybody painted their house cardboard brown, your DR tactics would be a lot easier.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
I'd be afraid of Yellow Jackets there.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
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bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
He was in a rush....he had to get dressed and haul
before you got home from work! Don't worry, he saved ya some! lmaoSimilar threads
