DNC Convention

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by moreluck, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member


    4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

    4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

    4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

    4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I Hate America' led by Michelle Obama

    4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton

    5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival, Joe Biden

    5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite

    5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States

    6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer

    8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

    9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

    9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo, Michael Moore

    9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel

    10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners, Rosie O'Donnell

    10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq & Afghanistan

    11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration

    11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich rally

    11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy awards

    11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish, Obama Presiding

    12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

    12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior

    12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing

    3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

    Note: There are two omissions in the list above: Memorial recognitionof Obama's surrogate son, Trayvon, will be in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event. Obama declares sole responsibility for the demise of Osama Bin Ladento be declared in conjunction with the 12:01 AM event.

    Closing with a "Declaration of War" on the rich (to be decided just before the convention).

    Mitt Romney will be declared "Public Enemy Number One”
  2. The Other Side

    The Other Side Well-Known Troll Troll

    You poor thing.

    Your mailbox must be jammed with right wing politcal nonsense. I know many people like this. So programmed to accept this stuff without recognizing that you are being brainwashed in the process. That brainwashing?




  3. upsman2940

    upsman2940 New Member

  4. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Nothing more pitiful than a rock star who can't fill a venue!!!

    Via NY Post:
    Top aides on President Obama’s re-election team are terrified that there will be scores of empty seats when he makes his acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention, party insiders said.

    Obama, once the biggest draw in politics, won’t likely attract crowds as large as those at the 2008 convention because voters have gone sour on the poor economy, insiders said.

    “It’s always a concern about making sure there aren’t empty seats, but this is different,” said one Democratic official familiar with the convention plans.

    “This is a different time than four years ago. It’s a different convention. And the president is viewed differently.”

    The president will accept the party’s nomination on Sept. 6 in a Charlotte, NC, football stadium. that holds 80,000.

    “They’re worried they can’t fill the stadium,” the official said.
    As a result, Democrats have taken steps to make the convention open to more people, not just party loyalists and donors.
  5. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Sometimes you can get a 10 point bump when a side has their convention........who's going to watch the Dem. convention? .....there's no drama and it coincides with the opening of the NFL season.