DOK Test

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Livin the Dream?, Mar 31, 2009.

  1. Livin the Dream?

    Livin the Dream? Disillusioned UPSer

    Our center had a listing posted showing each driver with a date next to their name, and a time they would take the DOK test. All drivers to be completed by April 1 or so.

    Now there is a list posted with every drivers name, and dates going out to June for the DOK re-test.
  2. thelus

    thelus Package Car Whipping Boy

    is that like the BONK test? you know where your supervisor BONK's you on the head
  3. ih8tbrn

    ih8tbrn Banned

    I guess he does that right before a couple of his teeth fall on the floor?
  4. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    They could call the wall this list hangs on "The Wall of Shame".
    Seems like an unprofessional tactic designed to humiliate and embarrass employees that don't score as highly as management would like.
  5. drewed

    drewed Shankman

    How is it a wall of shame when every drivers on it? Do you guys not do these monthly? Up here EVERYONE does one every month
  6. No such person

    No such person Southern Ct.

    It's interesting, in my center 3 drivers have gotten awards for safe driving in the last month or so for 16, 21 and 25 years, and they all say the DOK questions had nothing to do with it. Guess they were just lucky.
  7. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Would you rather got bonked by the boss or boinked by the boss?:happy2:
  8. Jack4343

    Jack4343 FT DR Specialist

    DEFINATELY depends of the gender of said boss! If the gender is right, either bonk or boink can be fun! :surprised:
  9. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    To me retest would seem to imply a failure on the previous try.
    That's how I read it anyway.
    If it is indeed "everybody", sounds like labor-free money.
    I've never taken one.
  10. tae111

    tae111 Member

    What is a DOK test
  11. drewed

    drewed Shankman

    depth of knowledge 5 keys 8 keys seeing habits, driving commentary type stuff
  12. rod

    rod retired and happy

    thanks drewed-- I thought it was a typo and they forgot the R
  13. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    No, that would be the person who dreamed up all the DOK stuff.
  14. Livin the Dream?

    Livin the Dream? Disillusioned UPSer

    Too much brainpower required to remember all the acronyms. DOK - Acronym for test of....other acronyms & catchy phases. I want the job of the person who came up with all the dumb acronyms / names / phrases
  15. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    I have until April 16th. to relearn AGKLM.
  16. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Or else what?

    Our local president has taken a strong stand on this. There's a copy of a letter from him to management stating his opposition to any discipline regarding DOK questions. He even suggests they should be more concerned with gaining volume and protecting jobs.
    Great letter!
  17. tae111

    tae111 Member

    I know a guy who can recite these backwards and forward. He can't seem to get past 5 years safe driving. Right now I couldn't pass this test but I just got my 30 year safe driving award. Go figure.
  18. Livin the Dream?

    Livin the Dream? Disillusioned UPSer

    The DOK, loadstands, 3 points of contact, face the ladder when going up or down, beep when backing, all of it, has never, ever been for the safety of the employees. Once you understand that, it all makes sense, as perverted & twisted as it may be.
  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Can I have a copy of it, 0? Wonder how well that would work here.
  20. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    We get DOK and Keter shoved done our throats daily.