Expect the Unexpected

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by brownmonster, May 13, 2009.

  1. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    If you expect something, is it no longer unexpected?
  2. Fnix

    Fnix Active Member

    Expect it to always be your fault
  3. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    because you, did not expect it.
  4. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    I expect that this thread will be quite humorous.
  5. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    Steve, you're expectantly correct.
  6. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    I almost expectorated, when I read that.
  7. Tony31yrs

    Tony31yrs New Member

    When it comes to UPS, expect to be guilty until proven innocent!
  8. bubsdad

    bubsdad "Hang in there!"

    Expect to be thrown under the bus for any reason at any time if it may possibly make the "thrower" look good.
  9. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    I expect to respect that this may unexpectly be a great thread....:confused2:
  10. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    Wow, I wasn't expecting that! :surprised:

    (or maybe I was)
  11. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    I have high expectations for this thread. I expect I wont be let down.
  12. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    37% of the population are "let down" 37% of the time. :surprised:
  13. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    Expectations are at an all time low. I only got 37% of what I expected.
  14. brownrodster

    brownrodster New Member

    Expect to be guilty even when proven innocent.

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    Expecting posts on expectable scenarios was unexpected by expecting minds !!!!:surprised:
  16. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    Key to happiness - Don't expect much.
  17. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    I did not expect that I left caps on, sorry for yelling.
  18. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Expect the unexpected. (sigh)
  19. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

    Sometimes the unexceptions in life are exceptional!!
  20. longlunchguy

    longlunchguy Runnin on Empty

    Expect to be unexpectedly dissapointed when you recieve the expected warning letter for doing less than what was expected of you by supervisors who, I expect, can't do what they expect you to do.