Facial hair

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Went to a dermatologist today and didn't know it was so easy, literally just told him I get bumps and ingrown hair when i shave and he just said that is normal and even cops go there to get their form signed.
lol a nurse practitioner will do the trick. No need for a dermatologist
 

coolslice

Well-Known Member
I've had a beard for over a year. Personally, I just decided that UPS took enough from me as is, and it was time I took some of myself back. In all honesty, UPS didn't give a damn. It was the old timers that didn't have the balls to stand up to the company's ancient policies that were pissed the most. The union was a little miffed as well, because they thought they might have to come off the golf course and quit spending my pay on beer and deal with management over it. That never happened, because UPS has bigger problems to worry about.
 

Siveriano

Well-Known Member
lol a nurse practitioner will do the trick. No need for a dermatologist
well I went cuz i actually needed one. Ended up have an appointment for a medical procedure in the next couple of days, so I guess I got my facial hair and a couple of days off (or light duty) and all for the low price of $10
 

coolslice

Well-Known Member
The facial hair deal is going to go the way of the tattoo rule. This isn't 1960 anymore. UPS knows they are going to have to lower their standards if they have any chance of filling all of the seats moving forward. Times are changing, and the clean cut, hard working millennial is about as rare as hen's teeth. UPS knows this, but they also know they still have a lot of employees that don't have the balls to even look a sup in the eyes, let alone decide that their appearance is their appearance, and UPS has no reason to cause drama with good employees at a time when new employees are exactly beating the door down for a job like UPS.
 

RDL

Well-Known Member
Do these guys with weak beards ever look at themselves?
Who gives a :censored2:? Why are you so concerned about another man’s appearance? Who are you, some adult film director? Do those guys with weak aZzzz naked chins ever look at themselves? You oldies who cry about other drivers having beards sound like nancies. Same for our children, you should want better for the next generation of Teamster brethren. Most customers could give 2 * about what their DSP looks like.
 
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RDL

Well-Known Member
A bad face with an arse looking beard only makes things worse.
Besides the point. You sound like an ORS or center manager worrying so much about other men’s genetic makeup. You can’t arse me into believing the pornstaches the Company allows these clods to sport are any better. Having a beard, mustache, or clean shave does not impact one’s ability to handle their job like a professional assuming their beard is not to extraordinary lengths.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Besides the point. You sound like an ORS or center manager worrying so much about other men’s genetic makeup. You can’t arse me into believing the pornstaches the Company allows these clods to sport are any better. Having a beard, mustache, or clean shave does not impact one’s ability to handle their job like a professional assuming their beard is not to extraordinary lengths.
They look like crapola too.
 

G.V. Rush

All Encompassing Member
Shave the beard so you dont give us a reason to discipline you further for something else you friend'd up on.
Yeah, grill us for facial hair yet you people in management don’t seem to mind us leaving the building after 9:30 am, and have 200+ late NDA every day for what seems like all year. Go ahead and continue to prioritize the small stuff first, that’ll ensure the company’s survival. SMH
 

Driver7906

Well-Known Member
I didn’t start growing my beard until after I got a note from my doctor but I didn’t do that until after I went into feeder. I also maintain it and try to keep it trimmed and presentable too. Surprisingly, feeder management hasn’t even questioned me about it my facial hair.

If you’re going to get a note to grow facial hair, try to at least not look like a dirt bag with it.
 
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