Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Protein Fart, Jun 8, 2018.

  1. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    After almost 4 years of preload I am officially off the boxline. I've been through being a floater, to 3 car, a 4 car and to even covering 2 separate lighter pulls. I went from asking nice, complaining about shoulder problems, to absolutely not giving a :censored2: about how fast I go.

    When you motivate your employees with fear, it only works until stop caring about whether or not they lose their jobs. I have other opportunities I could take for more money and similiar insurance. The only reason I do not is because I would lose my seniority, pension, and guaranteed raises over the years.

    After a week and half of letting my pull go to absolutely dog :censored2: I am finally by myself loading a single bulk truck that gets about 800 pieces including 2 post office stops. I showed up everyday on time and followed all rules and methods. Made some enemies both supervisors and coworkers alike, filed a harassment grievance. And all of the sudden a few weeks later....

    ... I actually like my job. I go in everyday and don't stress, listen to my podcasts and books while I work. Life is good.

    Now, since I know this site so well you are all thinking oh God what a snowflake, cool story bro why the :censored2: do we care blah blah blah etc etc etc but honestly I just posted this to say thanks to you clowns because I learned so much on here on how to play their game and now I can play it to my advantage.
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  2. BakerMayfield2018

    BakerMayfield2018 God is Great, beer is good , People are crazy.

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  3. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    It would’ve come naturally without us.

    Oh, you’re definitely still a “floater”.


    They should’ve seen the legs and put you on the sissy pull a long time ago. About time!
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  4. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    Lmao I know I'm still a floater when I'm finished at my position but it's nice not being responsible for one of those gosh darn pulls. When it's backed to :censored2: and the manager walks by he doesn't look at me like "wtf" anymore.
  5. WorkinLateHuh

    WorkinLateHuh Active Member

    protein fart?
  6. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

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  7. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    Eat about 250 to 300 grams of protein a day then you'll be able to remove that question mark
  8. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    You should be so proud of yourself @Mesomorph
  9. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

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  10. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

  11. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    You gonna abide by your own “farewell thread” or what, princess?
  12. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    No I'm going to make a new account that way you guys never know who I am and think I actually left
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  13. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Well, at least you’d have to make decent posts for us to not know it’s you. Your :censored2:posting style is unmistakable.
  14. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt

    Big strong guy like you ?

    Yeah.... still a snowflake.
  15. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    A happy snowflake
  16. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    You still with Amazon or did they make you do a standing job?
  17. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    Yeah I'm still there. My job is mostly telling drivers to :censored2: off if they forget their license, are late, or have expired tags.


    If i did get fired from UPS I would just go ft Amazon make 14 to 17 an hour with benefits. My other option is going to work for Boeing out in Seattle I got a brother who's been there for years
  18. Coldworld

    Coldworld Ringleader of this sht show...

    Why the hell wouldn’t you go work for Boeing??? Much better job than ups or amazon.... know a couple people that work at Boeing and they have nothing but GOOD things to say about the is a machinist and the other in mgt...
  19. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    What might you be allowed to do at Boeing, @Protein Fart ?
  20. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    I don't understand