Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Protein Fart, Jun 8, 2018.

  1. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    After almost 4 years of preload I am officially off the boxline. I've been through being a floater, to 3 car, a 4 car and to even covering 2 separate lighter pulls. I went from asking nice, complaining about shoulder problems, to absolutely not giving a :censored2: about how fast I go.

    When you motivate your employees with fear, it only works until stop caring about whether or not they lose their jobs. I have other opportunities I could take for more money and similiar insurance. The only reason I do not is because I would lose my seniority, pension, and guaranteed raises over the years.

    After a week and half of letting my pull go to absolutely dog :censored2: I am finally by myself loading a single bulk truck that gets about 800 pieces including 2 post office stops. I showed up everyday on time and followed all rules and methods. Made some enemies both supervisors and coworkers alike, filed a harassment grievance. And all of the sudden a few weeks later....

    ... I actually like my job. I go in everyday and don't stress, listen to my podcasts and books while I work. Life is good.

    Now, since I know this site so well you are all thinking oh God what a snowflake, cool story bro why the :censored2: do we care blah blah blah etc etc etc but honestly I just posted this to say thanks to you clowns because I learned so much on here on how to play their game and now I can play it to my advantage.
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  2. BakerMayfield2018

    BakerMayfield2018 Fight the power.

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  3. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    It would’ve come naturally without us.

    Oh, you’re definitely still a “floater”.


    They should’ve seen the legs and put you on the sissy pull a long time ago. About time!
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  4. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    Lmao I know I'm still a floater when I'm finished at my position but it's nice not being responsible for one of those gosh darn pulls. When it's backed to :censored2: and the manager walks by he doesn't look at me like "wtf" anymore.
  5. WorkinLateHuh

    WorkinLateHuh Active Member

    protein fart?
  6. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

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  7. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    Eat about 250 to 300 grams of protein a day then you'll be able to remove that question mark
  8. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    You should be so proud of yourself @Mesomorph
  9. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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  10. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

  11. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    You gonna abide by your own “farewell thread” or what, princess?
  12. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    No I'm going to make a new account that way you guys never know who I am and think I actually left
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  13. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Well, at least you’d have to make decent posts for us to not know it’s you. Your :censored2:posting style is unmistakable.
  14. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt

    Big strong guy like you ?

    Yeah.... still a snowflake.
  15. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    A happy snowflake
  16. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    You still with Amazon or did they make you do a standing job?
  17. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    Yeah I'm still there. My job is mostly telling drivers to :censored2: off if they forget their license, are late, or have expired tags.


    If i did get fired from UPS I would just go ft Amazon make 14 to 17 an hour with benefits. My other option is going to work for Boeing out in Seattle I got a brother who's been there for years
  18. Coldworld

    Coldworld Bad mall donut!!!

    Why the hell wouldn’t you go work for Boeing??? Much better job than ups or amazon.... know a couple people that work at Boeing and they have nothing but GOOD things to say about the is a machinist and the other in mgt...
  19. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    What might you be allowed to do at Boeing, @Protein Fart ?
  20. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    I don't understand