Funniest names you've seen on pkgs

[oakcreekteamie]

Richard Head

and a brighter note: David Matthews

 

[thebrownbox]

supervisor saw this one..

Lee Ding

 

[Stuck_on_preload]

On a dare, this guy legally changed his name to "Heywood Jablowmee".... had to be posted in a newspaper to be legal. I have a street in my area Haywood, always reminds me of it.

On the topic of streets, there is an intersection in Richmond, British Columbia.... Bowcock & Gay.

Employees....there is a Robert E. Lee in my center.

I had a package the other day for a Reed Madink. The n should have been a u.

I've also had a Steve Cockshott. There's also a Kristie Brinkley and Peter Townsend on my route.

I've also delivered to a Tim Taylor. We started talking about his name and he said when he's talking to others and they "don't" say anything, just smirk, he knows what they're thinking.

You just can't make this stuff up!

 

[soberups]

We had a driver on our center who retired a couple of years ago, his name was Dick Grow.

 

[scratch]

My sister lives in Climax, GA - the highest point on the railroad between Montgomery, AL and Jacksonville, FL.

Climax is also the "home of Swine Time every Saturday after Thanksgiving and they hope everybody comes" (It's on the sign). Also, the Queen is called Ms. Swine Time.

In this area of Southwest Georgia are the cities Hopeful, Mt. Pleasant, Climax and Recovery. That was the route we all tried to take on Friday night dates.

Well Hoax, I learn something new on this site all the time. I thought Climax was near Cumming, but I now know I'm wrong.

 

[dc_sniper9130]

Once I saw a package going to someone named Bruce Wayne. I got a kick out of that.

 

[badpal.]

Mohammed Nmiass....I couldn't even look at him for a signature much less say his last name.

 

[Moana Drifter]

Worst I've seen is Ima Pig. Second is Phil McCracken.

Ima Hogg was the daughter of a former governor of Texas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg

I used to work with a guy named Patrick Henry Jefferson, his brother's name is Thomas.

 

[non_bid_dawg]

White. Person

No lie...spelled like you see it. Delivered to a Korean lady.....lol.

 

[Hillboy]

Years ago I had an eight track tape addressed to Jack Mehoff. The address was good but NSP @ this add.

 

[Paid-over-in-Maine]

Dr. Peter Dicks

 

[Paid-over-in-Maine]

Dr. Stephen Swallow, Dentist

 

[Moana Drifter]

I just loaded a bunch of packages for a store at the mall called "Love Culture." The manager's name is "Young Bang."

 

[rod]

I just loaded a bunch of packages for a store at the mall called "Love Culture." The manager's name is "Young Bang."

Now we know where Michael Jackson has been hidding

 

[DownsizedUPS'er]

while this name was not on a package, it was on a message that was generated from one of the call centers.

the message said to call "maroon" at ###-####. i laughed. there was no way i could call and ask for maroon. so, when i called the company, i asked for a "Morgan" thinking the name was a typo. the person on the other end of the line said there was no oone by the name of Morgan that worked there. I asked for the shipping department, they said, "oh, your looking for maroon" (clearly the name means something different in the counrty where he was born). but to make things even funnier, the customer, er, um, maroon, was not understanding dim. wgt. I explained and explained over and over. finally, i said, "OK maroon, try it this way" i was being service observed during that call. my supervisor said she almost peed in her pants during the call. :childishmask:

 

[SteveOUPS]

Beverly Hill

I was on a rural route and at the end of a long bumpy dusty dirt road was an old beat up raggedy house with goats and chickens in the yard. A man came out to meet me, and I, not being sure i was at the right house uttered, "Is this BEVERLY HILL'S ???"

 

[Moana Drifter]

Now we know where Michael Jackson has been hidding

In what I thought was pretty poor judgment, I was told to load them next to the packages going to "The Children's Place."

 

[foundinload]

i saw a box today for purvi gandhi

 

[JimmyCrackedCorn]

Used to deliver to a guy named Richard Shaver.

 

[ID Brown]

I delivered to a Richard Head a couple of times on a route that I was covering. He jokes that his parents had a "sence of humor."