Gifts you actually WANT and/or NEED

[Fido]

The things I want to say will just get deleted

 

[Fido]

I make more than he does

Probably an air driver

 

[Wilson1397]

Small, but powerful fleshlight?

Fixed for ya

 

[BSWALKS]

Wanna go out?

Take her to Dunks for an ice coffee & a muffin?

 

[mjjlohn]

If you work in the south, those dewalt fans hang on the edge of the truck nicely. A good battery will keep it on the entire day

 

[burrheadd]

If you work in the south, those dewalt fans hang on the edge of the truck nicely. A good battery will keep it on the entire day

Well look who it is @mjjlohn the guy who bales on his fantasy football team

 

[mjjlohn]

Well look who it is @mjjlohn the guy who bales on his fantasy football team

I’m not sure if it’s worse or not that I’m actually trying

 

[floridays]

Good evening UPS-ers! I’m looking for recommendations on gift ideas for UPS drivers. What are things that you use or wish you had everyday while working? I need all the help I can get! Recently stated dating a UPS driver and want to get him something he can actually use as a gift!

Are you a chick, guy, or guy identifying as a chick?

Unfortunately these questions must be asked in the current climate.

My first guess is meat.
Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy should cover it, don't tell him(?) Who gave you The suggestion.

You're welcome in advance.













Correct answer is, buy yourself something nice from him, if he loves you he'll recognize you gave him what he wants the most.

 

[floridays]

I make more than he does

Better sock it away, that career span is shorter than the average NFL running back.

 

[SorryLazyPOS]

A fedex toy truck

 

[Operational needs]

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Here ya go.

 

[silverbullet2893]

Small, but powerful flashlight?

The new Fleshlights sure are nice......ohhhhh you said FLASHlight. Disregard

 

[Indecisi0n]

Weed

 

[Fido]

Meth

Control yourself

 

[Indecisi0n]

Control yourself

It aint gay if your on meth. Just saying.

 

[Jumpin Jack Flash]

Oh I’m sorry drivers. I’ve told all customers I see that gifting the UPS driver is passé. I tell them to go to Brown Cafe and they can see how the drivers are completely overpaid, which is a huge reason for UPS being so expensive. Was it wrong to tell customers no gifts, no cash?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Oh I’m sorry drivers. I’ve told all customers I see that gifting the UPS driver is passé. I tell them to go to Brown Cafe and they can see how the drivers are completely overpaid, which is a huge reason for UPS being so expensive. Was it wrong to tell customers no gifts, no cash?

Are you upset that pilots do not get gifts from customers?

 

[burrheadd]

Oh I’m sorry drivers. I’ve told all customers I see that gifting the UPS driver is passé. I tell them to go to Brown Cafe and they can see how the drivers are completely overpaid, which is a huge reason for UPS being so expensive. Was it wrong to tell customers no gifts, no cash?

You really think they listen to your ignorant ass

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Oh I’m sorry drivers. I’ve told all customers I see that gifting the UPS driver is passé. I tell them to go to Brown Cafe and they can see how the drivers are completely overpaid, which is a huge reason for UPS being so expensive. Was it wrong to tell customers no gifts, no cash?

So what you're saying is you complained, and told your mom not to leave a tip for the UPS driver?

Bummer. You've really ruined these drivers' days.

 

[sailfish]

Pretty much what I picture as I read @Jumpin Jack Flash's posts.