Good Quotes

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“Why does February feel like one big Tuesday?”
― Todd Stocker

 

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Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!

Blake Shelton

 

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Discover wildlife...…...teach school!!

 

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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Dennis Wholey

 

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The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior. (unknown)

 

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“The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.” Ernest Wood

 

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Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans

John Lennon.

 

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“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.” Haruki Murakami

 

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Its only so long you can fart around a turd

 

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You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those.

 

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Karma is like a rubber band. It can only be stretched so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.

 

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You know what's cheaper than therapy? Admitting you're bat crazy and runnin' with it.

 

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I'm more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.

 

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“The biggest adventure is what lies ahead.” J.R.R. Tolkien

 

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Sorry I'm late.... I didn't want to come!