I say, let everyone at UPS carry a weapon. Let the games begin! Lets turn UPS hubs into postal centers. With all the disgruntled employees UPS creates everyday, every week, every month, every year, I am sure some managers would face the wrath of their own creation!
NO GUN FREE ZONES AT UPS!!
Let the campaign begin!
TOS.
We do NOT need armed, trained, law-abiding, licensed employees to protect us from lunatics in the workplace.
What we NEED...is to make the "no weapons allowed" signs on the doors BIGGER and painted with brighter colors in order to force would-be mass murderers with assault weapons to turn around and go home.
What we NEED...is for our Safety Committee to protect us by having us recite the Five Keys To Stopping An Armed Lunatic With Your Bare Hands and the Ten Point Murder Prevention Commentary while we do our stretches at the morning PCM. We need acronyms. We need word games. We need someone to color some posters and hang them on the wall showing us where in the building to assemble if a lunatic is wandering around and shooting people.
We should NOT have trained and licensed people with guns protecting us from armed lunatics in the workplace because guns are dangerous and scary and icky and someone might get hurt by one.