Here's hoping our CEO is stuck in traffic.

[Catatonic]

And "You guys" (not Y'all) in the south seem to always claim States are southern when the people in those states don't consider themselves southern.

There is a difference in claiming they are Southern ... which I never did ...
and
Granting them the recognition they are not Northerners/Yankees!

 

[Covemastah]

With their education they do t know where south is.

from what I've heard, they sure don't know where the south is in the bedroom !!

 

[Covemastah]

[="Hoaxster, post: 1266962, member: 7966"]We can spell "dot" in the South![/quote] And I bet Y''all learned how to spell Salt this week two !! LOL

 

[cachsux]

We can spell "dot" in the South!

In the north we let autocorrect do too much of our typing.

 

[TheBrownGuy]

THINGS NEVER SAID BY SOUTHERNERS

-- Duct tape won't fix that.

-- Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

-- We don't keep firearms in the house.

-- You can't feed that to the dog.

-- The kids can't ride in the back of the pickup -- it's just not safe.

-- Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

-- We're vegetarians.

-- Do you think my gut is too big?

-- Honey, we don't need another dog.

-- Who's Richard Petty?

-- We could just share a small bag of pork rinds

.-- Too many deer heads detract from the decor

.-- I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today

.-- Is there anything in this restaurant that's NOT fried?

-- The tires on that truck are too big.

-- I've got it all on the C drive.

-- There's too much sugar in this tea.

-- Checkmate.

-- I believe you cooked those greens too long


Source: http://www.jokes.com/funny-country-jokes/zw11si/things-never-said-by-southerners