Marne Vet
Well-Known Member
Customer: "Hey! Don't I get a receipt?!"
Me: "A what? Receipt? No, you don't get a receipt. You sign for the package, and that's it."
Customer: "Well how do they know that I got it?!"
Me: "Your signature sir"
Customer: "That's not gonna tell them that I actually have it. Anyone can sign for it and say they have it. How will they know that I actually signed for it?!"
Me: "Because you're signing your name on here (points to the DIAD), and that's how it works"
Customer: "I can sign anyones name on there. I can sign your name on there, and that will tell them YOU signed for it! I want a receipt to PROVE that I have it!"
Me: "Look, sign your name. Sign Mickey friend'ing Mouse for all I care. Whatever you sign on there that's your signature, and if you need to prove to whoever you're talking about that you have the package, then show them the package! Jesus guy, sign, or I'm leaving. I don't have all day to explain this."
Customer: "That's still not proof!"
Me: (walking back towards the package car) "We're done here. Have a nice day."
Customer: "Wait! I want my package!"
Me: "Sign"
Customer: "This still doesn't...."
Me: (cuts him off) "That's good"
Couldn't read this jerk-offs signature, and was pissed beyond belief at how stupid he was so his name is "Smith" for all I care. I seriously get some of the dumbest customers ever. I don't know how many times I've been asked for a receipt when these geniuses are signing for their packages, but this one was over the top! smh
Me: "A what? Receipt? No, you don't get a receipt. You sign for the package, and that's it."
Customer: "Well how do they know that I got it?!"
Me: "Your signature sir"
Customer: "That's not gonna tell them that I actually have it. Anyone can sign for it and say they have it. How will they know that I actually signed for it?!"
Me: "Because you're signing your name on here (points to the DIAD), and that's how it works"
Customer: "I can sign anyones name on there. I can sign your name on there, and that will tell them YOU signed for it! I want a receipt to PROVE that I have it!"
Me: "Look, sign your name. Sign Mickey friend'ing Mouse for all I care. Whatever you sign on there that's your signature, and if you need to prove to whoever you're talking about that you have the package, then show them the package! Jesus guy, sign, or I'm leaving. I don't have all day to explain this."
Customer: "That's still not proof!"
Me: (walking back towards the package car) "We're done here. Have a nice day."
Customer: "Wait! I want my package!"
Me: "Sign"
Customer: "This still doesn't...."
Me: (cuts him off) "That's good"
Couldn't read this jerk-offs signature, and was pissed beyond belief at how stupid he was so his name is "Smith" for all I care. I seriously get some of the dumbest customers ever. I don't know how many times I've been asked for a receipt when these geniuses are signing for their packages, but this one was over the top! smh