How come? Department

[Jones]

Since you have decided to play cop make sure you keep your inbox open cause it`s all coming to you now.

I got big shoulders, load me up

 

[Nimnim]

How come my cat always waits for me to clean the litter box before deciding he needs to use it?

How come my wife said if we could get a cat she will always clean the litter box and I am the litter box cleaner??

Simple answer, you'll never understand cats or women, and they both want you to clean up for them.

We need to talk.

Why is that a scary statement?

It's scary because no one can ever remember that statement being used preceding something good.

Nice try. It started out as a nice light hearted thread.!!!!

Ye verily. Thine thread has the potential to become another elephants tale.

 

[cachsux]

I got big shoulders, load me up

You now have a full time job.

 

[tracker2762]

How come paper towel dispenser come with a lock and key? You can take as many as you want through the whole on the bottom.

 

[moreluck]

How come being pro universal healthcare is bashing the US ?
How come being on the side of bailing out Chrysler and GM is bashing the US ?
Why are calling for stricter gun laws is bashing the US ?
Why is saying Obama is doing a somewhat fine job, (better then W.Bush), is bashing the US ?
Why is saying the US Postoffice should cut Saturday delivery is bashing the US ?
Why is being pro gay marriages is bashing the US ?
Oh, and I'm pro abortion, too (must be bashing the US) ?
Why if I say Palin isn't the brightest, it's bashing the US ?
Why, if I buy Californian oranges here, and post it on a thread, - it's bashing the US ?
Why,if I celebrate Thanks-Giving in October - it's bashing the US ?


Why can't others except a neutral opinion without thinking it's bashing the US ?

Trust me....you are far from neutral!!!

 

[dilligaf]

Oh lordy, here we go again.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

How come stores that are open 24 hours a day still post their hours on their front door?

 

[menotyou]

How come Arby's can serve lunch at 6 a.m., but McDonald's can't?

 

[Anonymous 10]

How come fedex is out on the road by eight and we leave at 9:30??

 

[whiskey]

Why is it, that every time I need a flat head screw driver, I can only find phillips head. And every time I need a phillips head, I can only locate a flat head screw driver?

 

[moreluck]

you need the kind with one on either end....

 

[dilligaf]

How come Arby's can serve lunch at 6 a.m., but McDonald's can't?

Or Jack in the Box can serve breakfast at 4 in the afternoon but McDonalds won't.

 

[klein]

Why is it, that Trash-bags are made out of plastic, and yet they want plastics out of the landfills ?

 

[grgrcr88]

Why do they cal them APARTments when they are all stuck together???

 

[Re-Raise]

How come the houses that are in most need of repair seem to spend the most on seasonal decorations..Christmas lights, Halloween decorations etc.....?

How come they make doorbells out of that cheap plastic that cracks when you press it?

 

[Dragon]

what you need is some tupperware to hold your socks

not sure what will happen to the plastic in the dryer.....

what the heck, you can put the tupperware in the microwave right..dryer should be no problem!!

 

[Dragon]

Why is it, that every time I need a flat head screw driver, I can only find phillips head. And every time I need a phillips head, I can only locate a flat head screw driver?

in my case its because the wife did not put them back where she found them.....

 

[Dragon]

How come fedex is out on the road by eight and we leave at 9:30??

this is a easy one...feeder driver has to get 60 hrs for the week or his 3rd wife will leave him...early loads who!!

 

[Bubblehead]

How come my cat always waits for me to clean the litter box before deciding he needs to use it?

You are not alone in this. My 3 do the same.

Been away all day and just read this thread in its entirety.
The only thought I came away with was that UpState and Dilli obviously need to clean their cats' litter boxes more often.
At least that's one mystery solved.

 

[DS]

Been away all day and just read this thread in its entirety.
The only thought I came away with was that UpState and Dilli obviously need to clean their cats' litter boxes more often.
At least that's one mystery solved.

You made me smile bubz
How come new tv's don't come with an hdmi cable?