How Many Forum Members Does It Take....

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by Dizzee, Nov 13, 2009.

  1. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs deliver a package??

    1 to deliver a package and to post that the package has been delivered.

    14 to share similar experiences of delivering packages and how the package could have been delivered differently.

    7 to caution about the dangers of delivering packages.

    1 to move it to the Current Events section.

    2 to argue then move it to the UPS Discussions section.

    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about delivering packages.

    5 to flame the spell checkers.

    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

    6 to argue over whether it's "package" or "box" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "unit of volume".

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "package" is perfectly correct.

    19 to post that this forum is not about packages and to please take this discussion to a package forum.

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all handle packages and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

    36 to debate which method of delivering packages is superior, how to deliver the packages, what kind of packages work best for this technique and what types are faulty.

    7 to post You Tube URL's where one can see examples of different packages being delivered.

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes package delivery relevant to this group.

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "+ 1".

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post here because they cannot handle the package delivery controversy.

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

    13 to say "do a Google search on package delivery before posting questions about package delivery".

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 3 years from now and start it all over again.
  2. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    The post above is from another forum. Feel free to add to it. :wink2:
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    1 to create a picture of a delivery being made at a castle....
  4. 10 to help break through the Airline Mechanic picketers in front of Zappos
  5. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Don't forget at least one old timer to tell you how it was done back in the good old days:wheelchai
  6. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    1 to tell you Americans how "we do it better in Canada",until we get bounced for drinking that is.

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    1 To post how would you handle an openly gay co-worker.
  8. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    1 to come out in the chat.
  9. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Be there soon.....
  10. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    fethrs, I think you missed the reference so I highlighted the key words for you.

    (unless there is something you are trying to tell us...)
  11. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

  13. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

  14. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Maybe in a few fantasies.:devil3:
  15. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Along with those cfm shoes in your avatar?:surprised:
  16. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Whose fantasies I wonder....
  17. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Who me? :angel:
  18. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Maybe me?!?!?!?!:surprised:
  19. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    It's all good!
  20. hdtvtechno

    hdtvtechno New Member

    When i first looked at this thread title i thought it was going to ask
    "How Many Forum Members Does It Take.... to screw in a lightbulb?"

    Seriously :D