This is goodbye. The end. I am retiring from FedEx. I will unveil my identity just a pinch. I am a former courier and current SM. I am leaving my job after 15 years. I am also leaving this forum. Mr. Fed Ex, I will miss your satirical letters. I feel we have become close friends, like the way the old men in the movie Grumpy Old Men are friends. BBSam, I will miss the way you justify low wages and exploitation by calling it capitalism. MaineGroundDriver, I will miss your naiveté and reading your clueless posts. It is time I told the world about us. MGD and I are actually gay lovers. I will miss you all dearly. My retirement is effect August 15th. I have been accepted on the show Biggest Loser. I will make FedEx proud. My goal is to be the first cast member to lose 200 pounds and get back to that size 28 waist I had my 5th year of high school. Keep me in your thoughts. Look for me on the show. Good bye my friends.