I'm the best UPS worker on the planet

[twoweeled]

Ahhh DUDE!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!

 

[MECH-lift]

I just took a huge dump and cleaned it all with one wipe.

Rain bag poo?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Rain bag poo?

What other kind is there?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!

do they pay you more for all that?

 

[LAS VEGAS GAMBLER]

Boy, you couldn’t handle my speed and stamina. You would have a difficult time sorting and scanning all the irregs on the belt. No one is taking my Title. I’ll make you stop the belt every 5 minutes. I’m a beast; I could bench 225x20 and deadlift almost 500.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Boy, you couldn’t handle my speed and stamina. You would have a difficult time sorting and scanning all the irregs on the belt. No one is taking my Title. I’ll make you stop the belt every 5 minutes. I’m a beast; I could bench 225x20 and deadlift almost 500.

 

[MECH-lift]

Boy, you couldn’t handle my speed and stamina. You would have a difficult time sorting and scanning all the irregs on the belt. No one is taking my Title. I’ll make you stop the belt every 5 minutes. I’m a beast; I could bench 225x20 and deadlift almost 500.

 

[Boxslinger11]

Cage match of the century

 

[cosmo1]

Cage match of the century

$49.95 on pay-per-view.

 

[Box Ox]

I’m a beast; I could bench 225x20 and deadlift almost 500.

That’s it? I bench 275x30 and deadlift 750. After I do a monster truck pull.

 

[BSWALKS]

Boy, you couldn’t handle my speed and stamina. You would have a difficult time sorting and scanning all the irregs on the belt. No one is taking my Title. I’ll make you stop the belt every 5 minutes. I’m a beast; I could bench 225x20 and deadlift almost 500.

You must have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

Boy, you couldn’t handle my speed and stamina. You would have a difficult time sorting and scanning all the irregs on the belt. No one is taking my Title. I’ll make you stop the belt every 5 minutes. I’m a beast; I could bench 225x20 and deadlift almost 500.

Yet paying your debts is so hard.

 

[Operational needs]

I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!

Boy, you couldn’t handle my speed and stamina. You would have a difficult time sorting and scanning all the irregs on the belt. No one is taking my Title. I’ll make you stop the belt every 5 minutes. I’m a beast; I could bench 225x20 and deadlift almost 500.

 

[PeakMode]

Sounds like whats inside those white Bio life boxes to me

 

[bumped]

I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!

Good for you. Someone has to be the best. Pat yourself on the back. There are things in life I strive to be the best at. UPS just isn't one of them.

 

[BrownRecycler]

Keep doing what you are doing! You are awesome!

 

[sandwich]

Boy, you couldn’t handle my speed and stamina. You would have a difficult time sorting and scanning all the irregs on the belt. No one is taking my Title. I’ll make you stop the belt every 5 minutes. I’m a beast; I could bench 225x20 and deadlift almost 500.

 

[old levi's]

Pleading that a mod will shut this down...

 

[Oh Shoot]

I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!

for 30 years?

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

Sounds like whats inside those white Bio life boxes to me

I love telling uninformed drivers what is inside those boxes after they’ve picked them up...