I'm the best UPS worker on the planet

[CoffeeStainedUniform]

I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!

You win...I've never cared less about a person than I do you.

 

[Cardb0ard.]

Oh god I’m sick of these damn threads.

 

[Cactus]

Best UPS worker on the planet?

Quit pretending to be Upstate.

 

[brostalss]

I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!

What have you been smoking or snorting?

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

Do you get paid more for working so hard.

I made more money working slow and smart than I did working hard.

 

[Slow walker]

I had 78 stops today and it took me almost 10 hours.My goal is to be number one on the report every morning. I also like being #1 on telematics report

 

[BrownRecycler]

I had 78 stops today and it took me almost 10 hours.My goal is to be number one on the report every morning. I also like being #1 on telematics report

Good Job! I am proud of all you super human species working at UPS. You are making the world a better place.

 

[G.V. Rush]

I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!

But can you drive a stick?

 

[zubenelgenubi]

I realized today that I was becoming a good driver. Forced me to rethink my life...

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

I realized today that I was becoming a good driver. Forced me to rethink my life...

It’s not such a bad thing.

 

[Big Package]

I work as fast as my fellow teamsters. I laugh when supervisors talk numbers. Two peak leftovers just got demoted to supervisor. My boss said it wasn't choice to stay on the sort LOL haha I love the new guys who think they're the hardest working person in the building. We hired eight or ten in the last month it's been great. A few people hit by carpets on rollers and boxes falling on people and a bad belt haha they work so hard. We wouldn't have six cars each if these champions did as much work as they say they do.

 

[watdaflock?]

No one cant match my speed and accuracy .

Do you get paid more for working so hard.

I made more money working slow and smart than I did working hard.

How'd you do it? I thought you'd only be paid the same....

 

[TheMachine]

I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!

So you’re the guy being bent over, lubed up and penetrated everyday morning.

Congrats kid.

 

[Tired Driver]

Not even worthy of a post. Damn, I messed the one up.

 

[Tom MacDonald]

I work as fast as my fellow teamsters. I laugh when supervisors talk numbers. Two peak leftovers just got demoted to supervisor. My boss said it wasn't choice to stay on the sort LOL haha I love the new guys who think they're the hardest working person in the building. We hired eight or ten in the last month it's been great. A few people hit by carpets on rollers and boxes falling on people and a bad belt haha they work so hard. We wouldn't have six cars each if these champions did as much work as they say they do.

I love the ones who were good friends of yours but then stopped being friendly when you stopped working so hard.

The idiot was mad at me for making more money when the person had an anxiety attack and quit then came back a couple months later restarting the seniority. But mad at me for making more money and not stressing about the job...

 

[1989]

I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!

You have no idea of fast they are on mars