I'm the best UPS worker on the planet

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Bestsorteralive, Aug 2, 2018.

  1. GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE

    GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE Active Member

    I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!
     
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  2. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  3. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    Yawn
     
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  4. PASinterference

    PASinterference Yes, I know I'm working late.

    You can always do more. Just remember that is the ups way.
     
  5. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    Good job! Time for you to become a driver in my loop. So I can do less.
     
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  6. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS And So It Goes

    Id rather be least best
     
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  7. You definitely are...
     
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  8. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS And So It Goes

    Mrs. Gumby says the same about you.
     
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  9. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    WDFD!!!!!!
     
  10. Been In Brown Too Long

    Been In Brown Too Long Ex-Package Donkey

    Whoopdeedooo. Another winner!
     
  11. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    Hit them with the 21:30 eta today boys!
     
  12. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

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  13. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Thought you were quitting
     
  14. GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE

    GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE Active Member

    nah ill stick around
     
  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I just took a huge dump and cleaned it all with one wipe.
     
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  16. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Unimpressive. I could sort 8,000 in 30 seconds while juggling 3 tape rolls and playing a harmonica. I rarely talk about it though, as this is the internet and people don’t tend to believe such things that are recounted via keyboard.
     
  17. twoweeled

    twoweeled Well-Known Member

    This just tells me, you can do "at least", 2 thousand 300 hundred tomorrow, without your cell phone! Better do it, too!!
     
  18. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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  19. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  20. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Boom!