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GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE

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I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!
 

PASinterference

Yes, I know I'm working late.
I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!
You can always do more. Just remember that is the ups way.
 

MyTripisCut

“They” are coming for us.
I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!
Good job! Time for you to become a driver in my loop. So I can do less.
 

Box Ox

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I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me .
Unimpressive. I could sort 8,000 in 30 seconds while juggling 3 tape rolls and playing a harmonica. I rarely talk about it though, as this is the internet and people don’t tend to believe such things that are recounted via keyboard.
 

twoweeled

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I can sort 2 thousand packages per minute while using my cell phone. Unloader supervisors love me . No one cant match my speed and accuracy . Full time supervisors and district managers praise my performance on the daily!!!
This just tells me, you can do "at least", 2 thousand 300 hundred tomorrow, without your cell phone! Better do it, too!!
 
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