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I can just hear the District conference call now.
DM: We are having way too many damaged packages on the reports. We (meaning you) have to reduce these numbers, they are not acceptable.
center manager: We can't help how many packages are damaged while in the feeders.
DM: If you can't do it, I'll find someone that can.
ALL CMs in unison: YES SIR! (with the sounds of heels snapping together)
Now the CMs figure that a damaged package delivered is a package not on the damage report......today.
DM: We are having way too many damaged packages on the reports. We (meaning you) have to reduce these numbers, they are not acceptable.
center manager: We can't help how many packages are damaged while in the feeders.
DM: If you can't do it, I'll find someone that can.
ALL CMs in unison: YES SIR! (with the sounds of heels snapping together)
Now the CMs figure that a damaged package delivered is a package not on the damage report......today.