The FDA will rush to approve it so it can be mandated more stringently. Colleges requiring the experimental shot be damned. Go to school virtually. Yeah the downside of not having the 4 year live on campus experience. You know, going to class in pajamas, eating ramen noodles, smoking gravity bong, chugging jungle juice. Making skanky decisions….
You can go to brunch in your alma mater sweatshirt to hide your Fupa and breasts after your grueling 60 hr week in your office cube. And reminisce over “the good old days” with your buddies. While still making student loan payments.