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[Cactus]

He wouldn't put up with that sort of treatment. You, on the other hand...

I see your bromance with Upstate is still growing strong.

 

[MrFedEx]

I see your bromance with Upstate is still growing strong.

They cuddle and watch Brokeback Mountain together. Oh, they want to buy some Ground routes when together when they get married.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I see your bromance with Upstate is still growing strong.

Sharp minds think alike.

They cuddle and watch Brokeback Mountain together. Oh, they want to buy some Ground routes when together when they get married.

How does it feel to be on a sinking ship?

 

[Operational needs]

How does it feel to be on a sinking ship?

It sucks. Especially when you know you helped build it.

 

[59 Dano]

Oh, they want to buy some Ground routes when together when they get married.

We'll need some employees. Check back with us and we'll see if we can find something for you.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

We'll need some employees. Check back with us and we'll see if we can find something for you.

We could get two employees who would work much harder with a whole lot less attitude.

 

[59 Dano]

We could get two employees who would work much harder with a whole lot less attitude.

Gotta keep one arse-hole around for the crap work.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Gotta keep one arse-hole around for the crap work.

Cactus?

I would love to assign the UPS Store pickup to him.

 

[It will be fine]

Cactus?

I would love to assign the UPS Store pickup to him.

Cactus is not hirable. He would be a cancer on an organization. Destroy any morale.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

How about Van? He's used to getting dumped on for little to no pay.

 

[Cactus]

Cactus?

I would love to assign the UPS Store pickup to him.

Cactus is not hirable. He would be a cancer on an organization. Destroy any morale.

I'd have both of you cleaning the subway toilets and Dano can be your lead boy. He'll supply you with your own toothbrushes to get the job done.

 

[vantexan]

How about Van? He's used to getting dumped on for little to no pay.

Not for long. Shedding my career and very possibly my wife.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Not for long. Shedding my career and very possibly my wife.

Immigration issues?

 

[MrFedEx]

We'll need some employees. Check back with us and we'll see if we can find something for you.

Last time I checked, slavery is still illegal.

 

[vantexan]

Immigration issues?

Yep. How did you deal with them? Your son looks Hispanic.

 

[MrFedEx]

I'd have both of you cleaning the subway toilets and Dano can be your lead boy. He'll supply you with your own toothbrushes to get the job done.

Sorry, Dano isn't qualified. Being a FedEx "Ops Manager" is beneath even a subway toilet cleaner. You'd have to tell him which was the toilet and which was the brush.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Yep. How did you deal with them? Your son looks Hispanic.

He has his MBA and already makes more than you do.

Your plan is to live in a trailer in a Third World country.

Who's the piece of now?

 

[vantexan]

He has his MBA and already makes more than you do.

Your plan is to live in a trailer in a Third World country.

Who's the piece of now?

Trailer? Ay Chihuahua!

 

[vantexan]

He has his MBA and already makes more than you do.

Your plan is to live in a trailer in a Third World country.

Who's the piece of now?

Why would looking Hispanic make him a piece of ? Are you a racist? I figured you'd be sympathetic, having been brown for so long now.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Why would looking Hispanic make him a piece of ? Are you a racist? I figured you'd be sympathetic, having been brown for so long now.

I forget---are you Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp or Joe?