my first week at UPS (on topic)


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Hey everyone so I just finished my first week at UPS, and I have to say I think this is my dream job. I’ve only been loading trucks for 3 days and already my walls are looking better than everyone else’s. I am already an expert at this *, even my worthless sup couldn't help but bow down at my greatness.

I seriously love this job. I even took home a few packages (you know, to practice building walls), because I just can’t get enough of it! Also working on building a replica trailer so I can recreate a more realistic working condition (aka 95 degrees and 95% humidity).

Oh yeah, does anyone know where I can find some horns or speakers that will blast a loud sound in my ear every two minutes? Also needs to continually produce a 95 decibel hum.

Anyways see you guys Monday


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