new word

acrapella - Sung (badly) while listening to music using headphones. Best example is when Pretty Woman is singing in the tub.

Athiethargy - (ath-'leh-ther-jee) the triumph of the La-Z-Boy over the StairMaster.

 

Are you boozing this morning?

 

Like Trump...….I don't drink! Reading a Reader's Digest is my downfall!!

 

basebull - The endless litany of RBIs, ERAs, OPS, Whip, and hits at the fingertips of every major league basebore.

 

beerboard - v. To extract secret information from colleagues by getting them drunk.

 

blamestorming - the act of attempting to identify the person who is most at fault for a plan's failure.

 

carcolepsy - the tendency to fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving.

caroma - the smell of that month-old burrito under the front seat that keeps you out of the carpool.

 

cellfish - Someone who talks on th phone to the exclusion of those he or she is with.

 

chairdrobe - A chair on which one piles clothes ths belong in the closet. Not to be confused with a floordrobe.

 

chiptease - A bag of potato chips that seem full but is mostly air.

 

dudevorce - When two bros end their friendship.

 

dullema - The choice between two equally boring outcomes.

 

epiphinot - An idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver but is in fact pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect.

 

errorist - someone who is repeatedly or invariably wrong.

 

fauxpology - An insincere expression of regret.

 

This thread?

 

could be.

 

You're dedicated. I can respect that.

 

internest - The cocoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself for extended periods on the Internet.

 

metox - To take a break from self-absorption.