Official Christmas rant thread

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My helpers the past 4yrs!
 

sailfish

Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
My turn to bitch. My dispatch sucks. My hand cart is a steaming pile of s:censored2:t. The doors on my truck suck. Why do the car jockeys park my truck so friend:censored2:king close to the next guy? Why did they load my first bulk stop all the way up behind my friend:censored2:king bulkhead? This weather sucks. I hate the cold and the snow. I hate wet feet. My boots aren't as waterproof as they say they are. I hate walking off packages. I hate getting stuck. I hate getting towed. Why haven't my long sleeved shirts arrived yet? Why the hell do people need their Amazon s:censored2:t NDA already? Did these assh:censored2:s really need to get two 70lb whatever the friend:censored2:k these things are? Yes, I am staying warm, thanks for reminding me. No, I'm not working any later than usual, it's just dark. I hate your dog. There's no warm places to take lunch on my route. This whole month is a pain in the ass. The holiday season sucks and I hate Christmas. I hate Christmas music. I hate Christmas decorations. Bah humbug. My favorite holiday is New Year's Day because it's all over. Hallelujah. Holy s:censored2:t. friend:censored2:k.
 

bleedinbrown58

That’s Craptacular
My turn to bitch. My dispatch sucks. My hand cart is a steaming pile of s:censored2:t. The doors on my truck suck. Why do the car jockeys park my truck so friend:censored2:king close to the next guy? Why did they load my first bulk stop all the way up behind my friend:censored2:king bulkhead? This weather sucks. I hate the cold and the snow. I hate wet feet. My boots aren't as waterproof as they say they are. I hate walking off packages. I hate getting stuck. I hate getting towed. Why haven't my long sleeved shirts arrived yet? Why the hell do people need their Amazon s:censored2:t NDA already? Did these assh:censored2:s really need to get two 70lb whatever the friend:censored2:k these things are? Yes, I am staying warm, thanks for reminding me. No, I'm not working any later than usual, it's just dark. I hate your dog. There's no warm places to take lunch on my route. This whole month is a pain in the ass. The holiday season sucks and I hate Christmas. I hate Christmas music. I hate Christmas decorations. Bah humbug. My favorite holiday is New Year's Day because it's all over. Hallelujah. Holy s:censored2:t. friend:censored2:k.
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Ring Sport

Well-Known Member
What I don't get is why when you go help another driver they want you to take X amount of stops instead of being his runner. Unless of course one of you still have your runner. The person your going to help probably knows the area better than the person helping and more than likely can pull up to the stop without having to screw around with finding some black house numbers on a dark post.
 

olroadbeech

Happy Verified UPSer
peak around here means that almost anything goes. a lot of feeder drivers will milk it knowing that nothing will be said.

to me it just the same as any other time of the year. I put in 11-12 hours a day year round. the yard is more congested.

the fun part is seeing managers panicking and running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
 

Jack4343

FT DR Specialist
I'd like to bitch about the fact that I can't bitch about my usual peak conditions. Out after having thumb surgery since October. Cast off tomorrow and then it's 8 weeks of therapy to regain use of it. Oh well, hopefully I'll be back up and bitchin' sometime in February or so. Have a safe peak all....and watch your step out there!
 
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