On the first day of Christmas my UPS man gave to me...

[Dhydratd]

...A Coke bottle full of pee!!

Charlotte family makes disgusting discovery in UPS delivery

Urine Parcel Service

 

[burrheadd]

...A Coke bottle full of pee!!

Charlotte family makes disgusting discovery in UPS delivery

Not funny

But still lmao

 

[trickpony1]

Who says the driver did it?
I wouldn't put it past some preloaders to do that and think it was funny.

 

[Dhydratd]

Who says the driver did it?

The driver would have to be an idiot to do that on purpose.

 

[Box Ox]

Recommendation: Immediately put your wizz bottles in your own bag that you carry on and off the truck daily. Nobody else will find them.

 

[Dhydratd]

Recommendation: Immediately put your wizz bottles in your own bag that you carry on and off the truck daily. Nobody else will find them.

Recommendation: Use a damn bathroom! If not, piss in a cup or bottle and immediately dump it outside!

 

[trickpony1]

Immediately put your wizz bottles in your own bag that you carry on and off the truck daily.

...or pour it out the side door.

Last time I checked, it's not illegal to pour a liquid out of a bottle. I did it all the time as a pkg driver and even more as a feeder driver.

No one cares.

 

[Box Ox]

Recommendation: Use a damn bathroom! If not, piss in a cup or bottle and immediately dump it outside!

Whatever works for your particular circumstances.

 

[Indecisi0n]

...or pour it out the side door.

Last time I checked, it's not illegal to pour a liquid out of a bottle. I did it all the time as a pkg driver and even more as a feeder driver.

No one cares.

Or go in the back and pee out of one of the holes in the floor board . I tell customers is just my AC condenser .

 

[Poop Head]

Two scenarios come to mind.
1. Bottom drops out of a giant target box full of canned goods, groceries, and other random crap. Somehow, as he's scrambling to grab the rolling goodies, he unwittingly grabs a pee bottle that he apparently keeps in with the pkgs.
2. Preloader got tired of top gun leaving pee bottles on the shelves and thought he'd have some fun.

Either way, if you're gonna pee in bottles, dump it immediately, put it in the trash can, or put it in the cup holder

 

[Poop Head]

Or go in the back and pee out of one of the holes in the floor board . I tell customers is just my AC condenser .

Pull up the back door a smidge and give rdr, rdc, or rdl a little wash

 

[Indecisi0n]

Pull up the back door a smidge and give rdr, rdc, or rdl a little wash

Not a smart move in the summer months.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Pull up the back door a smidge and give rdr, rdc, or rdl a little wash

Worse case , I have no bottle and I have to go into the windshield washer fluid bottle .

 

[Dhydratd]

Either way, if you're gonna pee in bottles, dump it immediately, put it in the trash can, or put it in the cup holder

In the trash can?! Are you friend'n serious? Who empties the trash can where you work?

 

[Indecisi0n]

I want to hear the female driver release bag pee stories .I know they have them .

 

[burrheadd]

Two scenarios come to mind.
1. Bottom drops out of a giant target box full of canned goods, groceries, and other random crap. Somehow, as he's scrambling to grab the rolling goodies, he unwittingly grabs a pee bottle that he apparently keeps in with the pkgs.
2. Preloader got tired of top gun leaving pee bottles on the shelves and thought he'd have some fun.

Either way, if you're gonna pee in bottles, dump it immediately, put it in the trash can, or put it in the cup holder

I don’t recommend the cup holder

In the heat of battle you could take a swig

 

[Poop Head]

Not a smart move in the summer months.

Lol. I've done this once, and of course the next morning there was a babe loading my car. Reeked like pee.
Covered up the poop smell at least.

In the trash can?! Are you friend'n serious? Who empties the trash can where you work?

Me.

 

[Coldworld]

Not funny

But still lmao

In the trash can?! Are you friend'n serious? Who empties the trash can where you work?

Have you seen the trash cans out by the fuel pumps?? Full of piss bottles and monster energy drink cans....

 

[Poop Head]

I don’t recommend the cup holder

In the heat of battle you could take a swig

Done that.
Many times.

Many times.



Still keep doing it though

 

[Coldworld]

...or pour it out the side door.

Last time I checked, it's not illegal to pour a liquid out of a bottle. I did it all the time as a pkg driver and even more as a feeder driver.

No one cares.

You don’t pee off the catwalk from one of the interstate off ramps???