Ordering the new longer shorts, only for religious purposes.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ups1990, Aug 7, 2010.

  1. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    Has anyone our there in the UPS world, heard of needing a letter from your minister, stating that because of religious beliefs, you cannot show the knees. Having this religious exemption will grant a driver the newer longer shorts.
  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Last time I ordered shorts, I got the longer ones.

    Didn't want them, still don't.
  3. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    They are called Mormon shorts.
  4. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    We call them gangsta shorts.
  5. tourists24

    tourists24 Well-Known Member

    Im gonna order the long socks and wear them with the new style shorts.....
  6. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Are we allowed to wear them so our underwear shows for the true gangsta look?
  7. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    This might have to do with what is called "Mormon underwear" . Some members of some mormon denominations wear undergarments that stop just above the knees. here is some more from wikipedia:

    LDS Church teachings on use

    The LDS Church instructs its members who have been endowed to wear temple garments during the day and during the night.[20] Members are told that they should not partially or completely remove the garment to participate in activities that can "reasonably be done with the garment worn properly beneath the clothing".[20] When necessary, the garment may be temporarily removed, but members are told that after the activity "they should put it back on as soon as possible."[20] Swimming is given as an example of an activity that would justify removal of the garment.[20]
    Garment wearers are also instructed that they should not adjust the garment or wear it in a way that would accommodate the wearing of what the church considers to be immodest clothing[20] (which includes uncovering areas of the body that would normally be covered by the garment, such as the shoulders and lower thighs). Members are instructed to keep garments clean and mended and to refrain from displaying it or exposing it to the view of others who may not understand its significance.[20] Prior to the disposal of old garments, members are instructed to cut out the markings on them.[1][21] After the marks are removed, "the fabric is not considered sacred" and the garment fabric may be cut up and discarded or used for other purposes.[1][21]
  8. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Yep, that's it....gotta cover that garment!!
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    The new longer shorts still leave 37% of your lower leg uncovered.
  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

  11. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    And 37% of my junk would still hang down for all to see!:wink2:
  12. tourists24

    tourists24 Well-Known Member

    not when I pull those long socks all the way up
  13. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Are your legs that short?:happy-very:
  14. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    I didn`t know Big B was an amputee?
  15. iowa boy

    iowa boy Well-Known Member

    That problem should clear up once it gets cold out.:happy-very:
  16. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    I don't if mine are Mormon shorts but they do go down to the knees. Definitely not as short as the old shorts we used to get. I like.
  17. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Just wear long pants all year long.
    Problem solved, for you.
    My God does not ask me to suffer in this life, by not exposing my knees.
    Sexy as they are, Ha, Ha.
    Hell is just God's way of hurting you.

  18. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    great first post, Welcome to Browncafe!
  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Ha, it's all your imagination. :happy-very:
  20. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    I'm over 6 feet tall. God gave me long legs to keep it off the ground.:happy-very:
    Not by choice. I got it caught in a car door.:wince:
    "Shrinkage" might be a problem for you, but not me:happy-very:
    For me to know and for you to find out!:wink2: