Ordering the new longer shorts, only for religious purposes.

Big Babooba

Well-Known Member
How do you keep this all straight?
I am lost.
Well then, this should be easier to follow:

My mother's brothers
My two favorite unks
Got the bright idea
To raise fighting skunks

It was hot and dark
And moonless night
When they brought their skunks
To the local cockfight

From each side of the ring
Each released a skunk
The gamblers didn't notice
They were way too drunk

They continued to wager
One sizable chunk
Nobody realized
They were betting on skunks

And the skunks did
What skunks normally do
The place emptied out
With a deafening P U!

My uncles both laughed
And gathered up their skunks
They bagged the abandoned money
And didn't mind that it stunk
 

helenofcalifornia

Well-Known Member
Babs, you and More are one of a kind funny!!! Are you serious about Norman from Cintas? And is it a "national" Norman, or just a local-in-your-area-only Norman? I do know a Morman looking for longer shorts. (And his name is not Norman)
 

ajblakejr

Age quod agis
Well then, this should be easier to follow:

My mother's brothers
My two favorite unks
Got the bright idea
To raise fighting skunks

It was hot and dark
And moonless night
When they brought their skunks
To the local cockfight

From each side of the ring
Each released a skunk
The gamblers didn't notice
They were way too drunk

They continued to wager
One sizable chunk
Nobody realized
They were betting on skunks

And the skunks did
What skunks normally do
The place emptied out
With a deafening P U!

My uncles both laughed
And gathered up their skunks
They bagged the abandoned money
And didn't mind that it stunk

Did you get any of the stinky money?
 
I heard he got a new job at a prestigious corporate building but only at half at what he used to make . he is now doorman poorman Norman Gorman, the soreman Mormon former foreman.

I heard his father was a longshoremam who's bet all his money of George Forman when he lost his last fight.
 
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