Ordering the new longer shorts, only for religious purposes.
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soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
A couple of years ago I was having problems with the normal-length shorts blowing out the seam in the crotch on the first or second day I wore them. I had gotten a new order of these shorts and it must have been a defective batch. I went thru 8 pairs in a couple of weeks and I had to file a grievance to force the company to replace them. They finally did, and I wound up with the longer Mormon shorts and for whatever reason the quality on them was a lot better. I've been wearing them now for almost 2 yrs with no problems. They look kind of dorky I guess, but as long as they arent ripped or allowing my junk to hang out I really dont care.
Big Babooba
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helenofcalifornia
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Sober, did you ask specifically for "Mormon" shorts? The person in our enter who orders all the clothes has never heard of them. It was told to me that you get what you get. Some are short, some are long. Who makes them? Thanks.
Big Babooba
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They are special order only. You actually have to call Cintas. Ask for Norman. He's the foreman. Specify Morman.
I get sexually harassed every morning by our lady security guard who likes my legs. Sorry you don't like them.
He got laid off a month ago. He's now poorman Norman Gorman, the soreman Mormon former foreman.
SmithBarney
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If it turns out you can't get the shorts, just order pairs of your regular pants. and head over to the local tailor/seamstress.
We have 3 options at FedEx... Daisy Duke / Mormon / Baller
We have 3 options at FedEx... Daisy Duke / Mormon / Baller
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pickup
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I heard he got a new job at a prestigious corporate building but only at half at what he used to make . he is now doorman poorman Norman Gorman, the soreman Mormon former foreman.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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In a strange turn of events, whoreman doorman poorman Norman Gorman, the soreman Mormom former foreman, lost his job and is now known as Norman Gorman, longshoreman.
soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
No I didnt ask for them, the person in my center who does the uniform orders chose them for me because I kept ripping out the seams of the regular ones so she figured that a different style might solve the problem. I had never heard of them either. The ones I have are made by Twin Hill.
Big Babooba
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No, your mistaking Norman Borman the Morman Cintas foreman with the sore man, ex-Marine Corpsman Norman Lorman the hotel door man. Can't you get anything straight????
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pickup
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and when he was a marine, he was so gung ho that he was called Stormin' Norman the marine corpsman.
Big Babooba
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You all got it wrong. Poorman Norman Korman is the laid off longshoreman. Norman Borman is the Morman Cintas foreman. Ex-Marine Corpsman, sore man Norman Lorman is the hotel door man. But let's not forget casino floorman Norman Thorman, who moonlights as a part time score man after dark with his buddies Mark and Clark at Fenway Park. When it's not dark, Mark and Clark serve grilled shark a half a block from the park.
ajblakejr
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How do you keep this all straight?
I am lost.
