PCM = morning turd break

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by von kaiser, Mar 28, 2019.

  1. von kaiser

    von kaiser Knock, drop, and roll

    Anyone else? That’s what I’m doing right now. Be safe today, everybody.
     
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  2. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    How was your movement ?
     
  3. von kaiser

    von kaiser Knock, drop, and roll

    Not very satisfying, but I have since drank a large coffee and now I’m on #2 #2, going quite smoothly.
     
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  4. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Soft or solid ?
     
  5. CoffeeStainedUniform

    CoffeeStainedUniform Active Member

    It was about 'blindside backing' The janitors wish you'd attended.
     
  6. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Back only when necessary.
     
  7. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

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  8. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    No. My colon is strictly trained for a 7am showtime.
     
  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I poo multiple times a day
     
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  10. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Might want somebody to play doctor and get that checked out.
     
  11. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I think that's what caused the problem in the first place....
     
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  12. brostalss

    brostalss Well-Known Member

    Did you make sewer sauce?

    Percolate butt coffee?

    Sh*# a flock of sparrows?

    Squirt some gravy?

    Any splash backs?
     
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  13. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Ah, a fellow fiber fanboy!
     
  14. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    That’s a funny name for a man.
     
  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I just eat really good. Have always gone multiple times a day .
     
  16. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    That's good for your health
     
  17. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    That's what I'm told . I like to keep my colon clean .
     
  18. Netsua 3:16

    Netsua 3:16 Stop being a little bitch

    One good poo every morning, no more no less. Smoke a cigarette, have a couple drinks of coffee and it's mudslide time. Like clockwork
     
  19. von kaiser

    von kaiser Knock, drop, and roll

    Same here. High fiber diet and lots of coffee. I always feel light as a feather.
     
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  20. brostalss

    brostalss Well-Known Member

    I remember those days. Quit smoking two years ago.