Ran across this earlier today while on one of my lunch breaks. Read it.

[59 Dano]

Does anyone ever expect anything resembling objectivity when reading one of your "defenses of Fred"?

No more than they expect when they read your "REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID. I JUST POST HERE TO HAVE MY EGO STROKED" posts of 92 paragraphs each. On a light day.

I don't defend Fred. Oh wait! Anyone who disagrees with you and your lapdog IS DEFENDING FRED OMG SHILL SHILL SHILL OMG HOW DARE THEY DISAGREE THEY WILL NOT CONFORM!!

Ahem.

 

[59 Dano]

Yeah, can't wait to see some of the new shill names soon..

Lets try a couple,

FEDEX is soooo cool!!!

FEDEXsavedmypony

iwouldbeinahomelessshelterifitweren'tforFREDSMITH

FEDEX cured my cancer

Dano60

thedownhillEXPRESScourier

thedownhillEXPRESScourierdrivingforGROUND

 

[59 Dano]

ATTENTION all shills and miniuns. I'm sorry this article offends you. By the way... Which part of this article ISN'T true?? any takers??

You actually believe it?

 

[thedownhillEXPRESS]

You actually believe it?

Yeah, and most express employees do anymore too....

 

[bbsam]

No more than they expect when they read your "REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID. I JUST POST HERE TO HAVE MY EGO STROKED" posts of 92 paragraphs each. On a light day.

I don't defend Fred. Oh wait! Anyone who disagrees with you and your lapdog IS DEFENDING FRED OMG SHILL SHILL SHILL OMG HOW DARE THEY DISAGREE THEY WILL NOT CONFORM!!

Ahem.

Not to stroke my ego (that would be wrong) but I brought up the possibility first. Years ago MFE and R1a were not yet members of the flock.

 

[59 Dano]

Not to stroke my ego (that would be wrong) but I brought up the possibility first. Years ago MFE and R1a were not yet members of the flock.

You don't remind the readers of it on a regular basis, though.

 

[bbsam]

You don't remind the readers of it on a regular basis, though.

Not for lack of ego!

 

[Mr Fedex]

ATTENTION all shills and miniuns. I'm sorry this article offends you. By the way... Which part of this article ISN'T true?? any takers??

This article should offend all Americans.Capitalism use to be part of the American dream.

 

[MrFedEx]

This article should offend all Americans.Capitalism use to be part of the American dream.

God, you are one smart fellow. Like in George W. Bush smart. Dano too. Maybe we should calll you the Dynamic Duo?

 

[MrFedEx]

This article should offend all Americans.Capitalism use to be part of the American dream.

Ever see the movie "It's a Mad, Mad, World"? There's this classic scene where Buddy Hackett and Mickey Rooney are trying to fly and land an airplane after the drunk pilot becomes incapacitated. The tower is trying to talk them down, and then the camera shows a shot of Larry, Moe, and Curly...the airport fire crew.

You two trying to divert attention from the October Surprise remind me of the "pilots", and your efforts at spin control are like the Stooges, except there are only two of you. It's all pretty entertaining.

Guess what, boys. The cat is out of the bag, and it's hooking-up with all of the other cats, and it isn't going back in. Keep trying, and we'll just keep shooting you like the fish in a barrel you are.

 

[59 Dano]

God, you are one smart fellow. Like in George W. Bush smart. Dano too. Maybe we should calll you the Dynamic Duo?

Maybe you can elaborate on your big plan you had to retire a few years ago. I guess you weren't as smart as you thought you were.

 

[59 Dano]

Guess what, boys. The cat is out of the bag, and it's hooking-up with all of the other cats, and it isn't going back in. Keep trying, and we'll just keep shooting you like the fish in a barrel you are.

The cat is out of the bag. XS is going away. The proletariat uprising has failed to materialize.

 

[Bailey4]

Proletariat is a fairly rude way of describing the people that make it happen for Fedex everyday. You know the people that you spend all the time telling they mattered on the frontline. You know PSP that People were first then Service then Profit.

 

[Bailey4]

Although, You might be able to make a case for comparision of Fedex to the Romans.

 

[59 Dano]

Proletariat is a fairly rude way of describing the people that make it happen for Fedex everyday. You know the people that you spend all the time telling they mattered on the frontline. You know PSP that People were first then Service then Profit.

It's a figure of speech.

 

[MrFedEx]

Maybe you can elaborate on your big plan you had to retire a few years ago. I guess you weren't as smart as you thought you were.

Dregding for material? You Memphis types love to look down upon us lowly hourlies. I'm smart enough to outwit you every time lackey.

 

[Bailey4]

I suppose it is a good indicator of where we couriers fall in the Fedex Empire. The lowest social class.

 

[59 Dano]

Dregding for material? You Memphis types love to look down upon us lowly hourlies. I'm smart enough to outwit you every time lackey.

I don't look down on hourlies. I look down on you.

 

[59 Dano]

I suppose it is a good indicator of where we couriers fall in the Fedex Empire. The lowest social class.

Go tell it to MFE. He's been beating that drum for years now.

 

[Bailey4]

Dano, I believe you beat that drum yourself when you referred to us as proletariat .