"Random" Testing

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by 1BROWNWRENCH, Sep 24, 2015.


    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    Just got hit again for a UA after being tested last month. I was wondering just how many times the rest (who are subject to it) get hit with strings of tests and how many. It seems odd to me how many times it happens within a week of so of returning from vacation. It make we wonder just how truly random the selection is.
  2. burrheadd

    burrheadd Creepy pervert

    Doesn't sound very "Random"
  3. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    After a vacation in Oregon? ROFL.

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    I only passed through it. Oregon doesn't have legalized pot yet. Washington does, which is where I live.
  5. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    One of those things that never concerned me. I've been clean for all 40 years of my existence.

    I got threatened on preload 20+ years go that the sup was going to take me in for a drug test. I told him let's go, I'll drive. He was like "what?!???!" I said I'm the cleanest guy in this building but if you want to try t make an ass out of me then I'm going to be the pilot. He dropped the issue after that.
  6. Knothead

    Knothead WTF?

    I got tested 3 times in a 5 month period. Haven't been tested in the past 3 months, but I know it is coming. There are guys who work with me who haven't been tested in over a year which really makes me question how random the process actually is. I too have noticed that they like to hit people up after vacations or other extended time off (comp, fmla etc.).
  7. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Now, a low life jack wagon, and still loving it.

    I took my very first ever drug test yesterday.
  8. RonBurgandy??????????

    RonBurgandy?????????? God is Great, beer is good , People are crazy.

    Why. For what?
  9. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Now, a low life jack wagon, and still loving it.

  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Does anyone else's sup hold it when they go? He says its to make sure I don't tamper with it.
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  11. DOK

    DOK Active Member

    It happens around here too, company policy.
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  12. scooby0048

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    I want to see that policy because they sure don't hold mine...
  13. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    Haven't had one in three years , then bang two Fridays in a row random !!
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  14. FilingBluesFL

    FilingBluesFL Well-Known Member

    Only because they all want to give him a pat down afterwards when they see what's going on lol
  15. scooby0048

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    I always ask for a secondary screen...
  16. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Not getting enough attention from your significant other?
  17. Pickles

    Pickles Member

    Our lady doesn't wear gloves when she seperates it in to 2 cups. :confused:
  18. EasyTrucker

    EasyTrucker Active Member

    My first 3 tests after coming to feeders were all the day after a vacation. What the hell do they think I do vacation? Then none for like 3 years. Just recently, 3 in a five month period! I too, don't think there is anything random about them!
  19. Mugarolla

    Mugarolla Light 'em up!

    Yes she does.

    I ask her not to move her hand too much or something else may be coming out.
  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    It only got weird when I was asked to be "tested" on a Saturday night at his place. He also smelled like alcohol.
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