You guess alot and you are wrong alot.Maybe hoser and satellitedriver can start their own union.
They can have an election to determine who is president and VP.
Their slate can be:
It's all about us!
We want something for nothing!
"Just stay under the radar"? Does that mean let the company have what it wants, when it wants it?
"....by law the union has to represent all.....", I'm assuming you're talking about dues paying as well as non-dues paying people. If this isn't such a big deal to you then you won't mind delivering packages for free.
My guess is you two are located at some small center out in the sticks where the center manager drops by once a day to see how things are going. Try working at a big hub where supes have noithing to do all day but stand around with their hands in their pockets playing pocket billiards and waiting for the next driver to come along to mess with.
Oh, and by the way, when the company messes with you try finding an attorney downtown that will represent you for things like:
-over 9.5 days
-screwing up your paycheck
-supes that go on witch hunts
-trumped up sexual harassment charges
I'm just guessing here but I bet you two are some of the young, innocent, impressionable, wide-eyed and bulletproof kids the company preys on to slowly crumble any representation and protection (kinda like the police and the fire dept) the workers have.
Make sure your mommies know what time to wake you up....... you wouldn't want to oversleep.
It is about me and my familiys future.
You babble alot .