Search Function Snobbery

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by But Benefits Are Great!, Nov 10, 2008.

  1. But Benefits Are Great!

    But Benefits Are Great! Just Words On A Screen

    "Use the search function" "The search function is your friend" "Moron, use the search function"

    In the time it takes for you to read the post, determine your superiority, and come up with a witty retort, you could just answer the question.

    Let's bring your line of thought to its' logical conclusion, shall we?

    Cheryl should make the entire first page say "Don't ask a question unless you searched for the answer already" That will cut down on the posts.

    In fact, close this site alltogether - all this info (well some of it) can be googled. Just use Google. Step further, just go to the library.

    Someone asking a question that has been answered before is just the way it goes. Ignore it if it bothers you. I would venture to say that most re-asked questions morph into an interesting discussion, which is what a forum is all about.

    Now, does anyone know where I can get UPS socks, and do I have to wear them for my interview? What questions will they ask, and will I be able to be a driver after two weeks? Where do I put my radio?

    Random Question of the day - Why do drive-up ATMs have braille on them?
  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Obscured by Mirrors Staff Member

    Woke up a bit grumpy didn't we!
    Hope everything went well with the union steward this morning.
    Going dog hunting today?
  3. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    If you would have used the Search Function you would have found numerous rants of BC posters being snobbish.
  4. But Benefits Are Great!

    But Benefits Are Great! Just Words On A Screen

  5. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    Can someone help me, I went to the library today
    and could not find 3000 methods book..

    And the librarian threw me out when I asked if I could have a radio in my package car...
  6. outta hours

    outta hours Active Member

    I've been married 16 years. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. But most mornings I just let her sleep.
  7. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I would think this would be the least of your worries at this point. Please be careful and watch out for man's best friend.
  8. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    In the time it took you to ask the same question for the millionth time you coulda used the search function
  9. But Benefits Are Great!

    But Benefits Are Great! Just Words On A Screen

    Point is, those that ask the questions that have already been asked are newbies, and newbies don't know the "must use search function" rule.

    Good point, though.
  10. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    Makes sense
  11. dcdriver

    dcdriver nations capital

    Who is the newbies? 20 plus
  12. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    This is exactly why UpstateNYUPSer is here. He lets everyone know the proper posting methods and gives out advice on everything. He would actually like to be in charge of Brown Cafe just as he secretly would like to run UPS. Uh-oh! I think I am off topic and could earn demerits. Well, at least I did not ask a question that could have been answered through the search function.
  13. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Just for the heck of it, I Googled the word "dingleberry" and this is what I got:

  14. chev

    chev Nightcrawler

    Use the search function if you don't know what that means
  15. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    What is this ignore feature you always speak of?? Look back at some of the crap you sling around here. You get what you deserve. Do not take is so personally and so seriously. It is just a message board. Well, I guess it is more than that to some people. Especially when you see how frequently some people add posts.
  16. chev

    chev Nightcrawler

    Go to "user cp" at the top of the page. There is an option to ignore whatever member you want. You will no longer see their posts.
    Last edited: Nov 10, 2008
  17. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    I was busting Captain-Post-a-Lot's chops. I appreciate it though. He continues to put me on ignore to return to see what I have to say. He can't help himself.
  18. chev

    chev Nightcrawler

    ohhhhh. Ok. Gotca.
  19. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    At least you don't write like a nigerian scam artist. You are quite witty, btw.
  20. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    What should I do if I'm hurt on the Job?:knockedout: