Signature required for toilet paper.

Whither

Scofflaw
Some people think they have to sign off on everything they order, I just say, no I don’t have to sign, relax-:censored2: it. Apple stuff, :censored2: it.

That really is a thing with Apple now, isn't it? I've seen more of their :censored2: than usual, and still always surprised when I don't get the warning not to DR/SDN/LA it
 
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