Stomach hurting out on the route

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by thebrownbomber, May 25, 2014.

  1. Anyone had to poop in a d/r bag out on the route?

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  2. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid


    I don't care how far I have to break trace or how bad it screws up ORION, if its time to make a poopie I am driving back into town to do it. I don't mind watering the trees out in the country but I refuse to fertilize them.

    Stomach issues are pretty much the only reason I ever call in sick. I can do the job with a cold or sinus issues but on a rural route you cant work if you have the runs.
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  3. BigBeef42

    BigBeef42 Active Member

    Fertilize. .... lmfao

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  4. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    If you realize you may have the stomach flu in the morning you would be better off calling in sick. Otherwise someone is going to have to bail you out at some point. Better that your management team can plan for it first thing in the morning then at some point in the day.
  5. Orion Syndicate

    Orion Syndicate 90% or lose a limb. (limb is user choice!)

    I see you earned your handle! Lol

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  6. Yes
  7. Sometimes you can't hold it no matter how you want to.
  8. BrownChoice

    BrownChoice Active Member

    Ive not had to do so yet, but a roll of tp is in my backpack just in case i ever have to....

    Also, i have a first aid kit that contains ibuprofen,tylenol, and Imodium amongst others.
  9. By The Book

    By The Book Well-Known Member

    Once, I usually take extra poopie towels just for these special occasions.
  10. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    The thought of squatting over a DR bag in the back of a package car puckers me up so tight that even a mouse turd couldnt get out.
  11. Couple times.

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  12. By The Book

    By The Book Well-Known Member

    I think if you try squatting over it, outside the package car it will speed things up.
  13. One time I didn't have a choice. I put two boxes down and sat I've a dr bag. It wasn't my proudest moment but I had no choice. The smell didn't leave the back of the PC for hours. That was a day I'd like to forget.
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  14. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    Even in a pinch, an info notice makes for lousy TP.
  15. mixyo

    mixyo Active Member

    Hope u burned that dr bag. Or at least disposed of it. :P

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  16. Threw in in a ditch on a country road in the middle of know where.


    Be careful. Those safety videos say if a tornado comes you're supposed to lie down in a ditch. Better steer clear of that ditch.

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  18. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    I believe it would be bio degradable.
  19. There was a change of operations. That stuff isn't in our center anymore.
  20. Grab a DR bag and remove the trash can from under the seat. Take both in the back, line the can with the bag, have a seat and let her rip. I've never had to do this but I'll be prepared if I ever have to.
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