Stomach hurting out on the route

[Anonymous 11]

I know a guy who uses the DR bag method routinely. Thought other drivers were kidding when I heard about it, but apparently the guy is a clean freak/germaphobe and refuses to use a public restroom. I have no idea how he disposes of it...

Probably takes it home and puts it in his garden?

 

[upsmanclt]

Grab a DR bag and remove the trash can from under the seat. Take both in the back, line the can with the bag, have a seat and let her rip. I've never had to do this but I'll be prepared if I ever have to.

Been there done that.

 

[cachsux]

Empty box from rewrap, plastic bag pre-filled with kitty litter, roll of toilet paper.

Don't have to be Macguyver to solve that problem.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Empty box from rewrap, plastic bag pre-filled with kitty litter, roll of toilet paper.

Don't have to be Macguyver to solve that problem.

I just use the bathroom, myself!....just saying

 

[cachsux]

I just use the bathroom, myself!....just saying

Run a rural route when the Taco Bell Express hits and get back to me.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Run a rural route when the Taco Bell Express hits and get back to me.

One time!...never ever again! My truck smelled for days!

 

[cachsux]

One time!...never ever again! My truck smelled for days!

Hence the kitty litter.

 

[oldngray]

Hence the kitty litter.

Radioactive kitty litter?
http://www.theverge.com/2014/5/23/5...ll-the-most-successful-nuclear-waste-facility

 

[32F driver]

Works better if you put the bag in a tote box then use the tote as a make shift toilet while holding on to the shelf. Not that I've done that but that's what i heard

No need for a seat to get comfy. Man up & squat like a catcher. Gotta hurry up & get the bulkhead door open to get to fresh air.

 

[Rainman]

No need for a seat to get comfy. Man up & squat like a catcher. Gotta hurry up & get the bulkhead door open to get to fresh air.

Especially in the summer.


Kmart sux. So does Walmart. And Orion.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Especially in the summer.


Kmart sux. So does Walmart. And Orion.

Next contract...port a potty!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

One time!...never ever again! My truck smelled for days!

Your loader must've loved that...

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Your loader must've loved that...

My loader stinks too!...lol

 

[Indecisi0n]

Lay the handcart down flat and put a DR bag through a hole while leaving slack at the top. When you sit down your cheeks hold onto the slack as you fill bag...So I heard...

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Lay the handcart down flat and put a DR bag through a hole while leaving slack at the top. When you sit down your cheeks hold onto the slack as you fill bag...So I heard...

LMFAO

 

[cachsux]

Lay the handcart down flat and put a DR bag through a hole while leaving slack at the top. When you sit down your cheeks hold onto the slack as you fill bag...So I heard...

Looks like you had a great time at your Memorial Day BBQ !

 

[soberups]

No need for a seat to get comfy. Man up & squat like a catcher. Gotta hurry up & get the bulkhead door open to get to fresh air.

Its pretty tough to get adequate cheek spreadage without a toilet seat. It comes out OK, but wiping and getting clean is a challenge without adequate spreadage. Mud butt gets itchy and smelly and miserable real fast on a hot day, plus you either have to throw your underwear away or make your poor wife deal with skid marks.

 

[32F driver]

Especially in the summer.


Kmart sux. So does Walmart. And Orion.

Agreed, but anytime works too. Give me fresh, cool air any day over what your'e trying to escape. Plus, it's HOT back there.

 

[cachsux]

Its pretty tough to get adequate cheek spreadage without a toilet seat. It comes out OK, but wiping and getting clean is a challenge without adequate spreadage. Mud butt gets itchy and smelly and miserable real fast on a hot day, plus you either have to throw your underwear away or make your poor wife deal with skid marks.

Uh..........baby wipes?

I have to think of everything?

 

[32F driver]

Its pretty tough to get adequate cheek spreadage without a toilet seat. It comes out OK, but wiping and getting clean is a challenge without adequate spreadage. Mud butt gets itchy and smelly and miserable real fast on a hot day, plus you either have to throw your underwear away or make your poor wife deal with skid marks.

I'm not oversized, so I have no problem getting adequate clearance. Also, cleanup is cake & thorough, never had a skid mark in my life. One of my exes, after 2 failed marriages, even commented on how my dinks were always clean back there.