Strange stops

[moreluck]

UPSmeoff.....you can start a thread.....you can pick the subject, but you just never know in which direction the cattle will stampede.

It's like trying to nail jello to the wall. People will go off in different directions. Speaking of directions, how do you get to Times Square......oh, and speaking of Times Square, did you see Dick Clark this year......oh and this year in the Chinese New Year is the year of the DOG.

Looks like we're back on topic now !!!

 

[scratch]

I got this one house that gets a lot of stuff. The woman would come to the door and talk to me, she used to play tennis with the on-car supervisor I had then. One day, I pull up and her dog, a Chow, is laying outside the front door, sunning himself. He is tied up with a regular leash, with the owner's end inside the door on the doorknob. The dog jumps up and comes at me, and the front door opens about six inches and I see her hand grab the leash and try to pull her dog inside. The dog had other ideas, and pulled her out on the front porch instead. She was buck naked, and I'm standing in front of her gawking at bouncing and other naughty parts. I tried to keep my cool, I think I said something like " I hope you have good day!" She doesn't come to the door much anymore.

 

[UPSmeoff]

scratchy........thats what im talking about.
great story... keep em comin'.

 

[toonertoo]

guys that walk out to the truck on country routes to meet their driver, in their briefs, coz they think I am the regular guy..........and Im not.
Women who come to the door unclothed coz they think im the regular guy, and......... Im not.
I do miss the briefs now that I have a city route. I get a few once in a while, but nothing compared to the country boys.
The porn store deliveries are always fun. I used to pawn it off on the driver next to me, then I got brave. Those people cant be right. Working with penises hanging on the wall and blow up dolls all around for 8 hrs a day???????????????

 

[Limper]

If a dog bites you, sue the owner. Make some money from your pain.
I don't think anyone with untied dogs on their property should be having packages delivered.

You're right! Sue them! Its not even the pain. What about the scar
you'll have for ever!

 

[tieguy]

I had a women who ordered a lot of home shopping club. She lived in an apartment with a doorman. The doorman would sign and take the deliveries for that building. One day the doorman tells me this women wants to see me. I go up and knock on the door. A rather large women about 6 foot 3 and about 350 pounds throws open the door. Nothing on but a very sheer floor length negligee. One look and I was the perfect delivery man. I made eye contact at all times and never stepped into the apartment no matter how much she tried to show me her capo dimonte collection. Ugh.

 

[rushfan]

I'm proud to say I delivered a brand new pole for the strippers at a club here. It's the truth.

 

[wily_old_vet]

I'm proud to say I delivered a brand new pole for the strippers at a club here. It's the truth.

Did they ask to open the pkg and try it out before accepting?

 

[wornoutupser]

Rush,

I gotta tell aboutthis one!

I deliver a rural run WAY out in the woods in a small town.
I had an entire case of G strings go to a house.
A few days later, I had a monster roll of hot pink fabric going to the same house.
I had to ask (assuming she was having lingerie parties) and she busted laughing.
It seems that I deliver to the head decorator of three major strip clubs in Orlando,even though she lives about 50 miles away. The fabric was colored to match the case of G strings!
I no longer ask............

 

[browniehound]

I took a crap in a customers house once. Can't imagine they were very happy. Probably thought I just had to take a leak, but I was out drinking the night before and ate a really big meal and had to go so bad I had no choice. It sounded like I was taking a leak but it was really coming out the other end

 

[over9five]

And why did you feel the need to share that??? You are a deeply troubled individual!

 

[xracer]

I took a crap in a customers house once. Can't imagine they were very happy. Probably thought I just had to take a leak, but I was out drinking the night before and ate a really big meal and had to go so bad I had no choice. It sounded like I was taking a leak but it was really coming out the other end

The fact that you did that is one thing, now the fact that you are telling people and seem sort of proud of it speaks volumes about who you are and gives new meaning to the word Masshole..

 

[outta hours]

Honest truth we had a guy 2 yrs. ago ask to use the bathroom at a resi. stop. The driver goes in and drops a duece. Smells up the whole place I guess. The homeowner calls the 800 number and the guy gets a complaint. He earned a new nickname that day.

 

[UPSmeoff]

Had a driver i knew one time that was pulling a handtruck with a dell system on it through the front door.He did not think to look behind him because its only a front door...right?

Turns out there was an inground pool four feet inside the door in a sort of atrium. In he went......all the way down...diad...wallet....everything.
The edge of the handtruck hit the side lip of the pool and saved the computer from going in.

He said it was like stepping off the end of the world when it happened. THe shock of a lifetime. The owner gave him a pair of shorts to wear while he waited for a sup to bring him a change of clothes.

 

[scratch]

We had a driver who couldn't wait to make it to a public restroom, he was in an apartment complex when nature called very loudly. He asked a consignee he delivered often if he could come in to use her porcelain, and she complied. His cell phone fell in before he got the paperwork done, and unknown to him at the time, he flushed. Toilet clogged up, the Apartment Complex owner sent the Center the plumbing bill....