Temperature Checks On Monday

[MassWineGuy]

Starting Monday our station will check the temperature of everyone entering the building.

Great. Why now and not months ago? Maybe they want to prevent any widespread sick out during peak.

 

[Operational needs]

Hmmm. I wonder if a hot coffee cup against my forehead would give me a day off? Lol.

 

[rod]

rectally?

 

[Indecisi0n]

rectally?

I want them to use the thermometer on me after it's been used on you.

 

[rod]

I want them to use the thermometer on me after it's been used on you.

You're SICK--seek help

 

[Indecisi0n]

You're SICK--seek help

I been told that since grade school.

 

[chris45]

Hmmm I dont care if its LWOP or what....if I make my skin warm will they send me home for two weeks

 

[vantexan]

Hmmm. I wonder if a hot coffee cup against my forehead would give me a day off? Lol.

You're a lot more clever than I am.

 

[vantexan]

I been told that since grade school.

If you'd stay out of the grade schools they'd stop saying it.

 

[AB831]

Starting Monday our station will check the temperature of everyone entering the building.

Great. Why now and not months ago? Maybe they want to prevent any widespread sick out during peak.

You answered the question yourself

 

[Indecisi0n]

If you'd stay out of the grade schools they'd stop saying it.

What am I going to do with all this candy ?

 

[vantexan]

What am I going to do with all this candy ?

Make your ass bigger?

 

[oldngray]

Make your ass bigger?

The softer the cushion the easier the pushin'

 

[FedexGirl]

Hmmm. I wonder if a hot coffee cup against my forehead would give me a day off? Lol.

Worth a shot!! Lol

 

[Fred's Myth]

Hmmm. I wonder if a hot coffee cup against my forehead would give me a day off? Lol.

Just run to work. Your temperature will be legitimate then.

 

[Indecisi0n]

The softer the cushion the easier the pushin'

My ass is very muscular

 

[vantexan]

My ass is very muscular

You talk out of it too.

 

[SmithBarney]

Starting Monday our station will check the temperature of everyone entering the building.

Great. Why now and not months ago? Maybe they want to prevent any widespread sick out during peak.

They aren't going to prevent anything, at the current rate of infection stations might be down 25% of workers the final two weeks of peak.

 

[bacha29]

You talk out of it too.

Correct. And that's why what he says carries a lot of weight . BTW. The formal diagnosis is called....Cranial Rectalitis .

 

[Fred's Myth]

Correct. And that's why what he says carries a lot of weight . BTW. The formal diagnosis is called....Cranial Rectalitis .

Gonna pull a bacha and challenge your medical credentials.....