THANKS BACK OF THE TRUCK!

[Covemastah]

Did you pee in the pool?

Did you change your name there @Indecisi0n ??

 

[sailfish]

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Looks like Margot Robbie.

 

[Netsua 3:16]

Wanna come up to my place for some coffee?

Man, you really know how to get a woman going....

 

[scooby0048]

I can’t do that. My pecker is too big. I’d accidentally hit the shelf and get 3rd degree burns on my D*

Wow, I was glad to see someone else has that problem. It's like there is no one to ever talk about it with when I suddenly have those weird burns. I have to admit, the water in the toilets are usually deep and cold and I think that I would rather have a burn than frostbite on my junk.

 

[Raw]

If you "fell" in then why are you worried about supe seeing you wet?

 

[Netsua 3:16]

If you "fell" in then why are you worried about supe seeing you wet?

"Sigh"

 

[Indecisi0n]

If you "fell" in then why are you worried about supe seeing you wet?

I'm wet right now

 

[ManInBrown]

Have fun getting fired after the owners see you on one of their many cameras in their pool

Also, never deliver anything anywhere besides the front door, especially if there is not a walkway to the back.

Yup. I had one customer on my route that had requested the package be left on the back deck using that mychoice thing. When i would scan it, it would say leave at back deck. Never did it once. Im not walking into anyones backyard.

 

[Underallowed306]

Their is a pool IN the back of my package car. From sweat. The OP must live in a ‘dry’ heat state.

 

[UPSER1987]

Yup. I had one customer on my route that had requested the package be left on the back deck using that mychoice thing. When i would scan it, it would say leave at back deck. Never did it once. Im not walking into anyones backyard.

Ooooo.... you a baaaaad man....not even once

 

[Heavy Package]

This thread is BS.

 

[Re-Raise]

 

[brownmonster]

Yup. I had one customer on my route that had requested the package be left on the back deck using that mychoice thing. When i would scan it, it would say leave at back deck. Never did it once. Im not walking into anyones backyard.

I only delivered to the back yard about 98,564 times.

 

[ManInBrown]

I only delivered to the back yard about 98,564 times.

Thats nice. Not everyone lives in an area where people still leave their front doors unlocked at night. Walking into peoples backyards unannounced in some parts of the country might get you shot.

 

[WTFm8]

Walking into peoples backyards unannounced in some parts of the country might get you shot.

That’s why you blow the horn, jingle your keys, and announce UPS.

hahaha

 

[542thruNthru]

Delivering to a back yard here is dropping the package over the fence on the side of the house.

 

[JustDeliverIt]

I don't deliver in a good neighborhood at all and 90% of my resi's go to the back yard. You leave them up front or on the side, they won't be there when the customer comes home. You tuck them around the back of the house, people don't see them, the package is there for them.

 

[KoennenTiger]

I don't deliver in a good neighborhood at all and 90% of my resi's go to the back yard. You leave them up front or on the side, they won't be there when the customer comes home. You tuck them around the back of the house, people don't see them, the package is there for them.

I've been on my ghetto route for awhile. At this point I got personal arrangements for where each house gets to find its ups boxes. Window wells, behind the bushes, back yard, never ever ever DR even though I can, it's a weird route though in the outskirts of a real big downtown area.

Half my resis are living in $3 million dollar condos, I deliver to the homeless shelter and a few apartment buildings filled with mental patients, and finish off in an area where I hide every single box and the 'better' peeps keep attack dogs in their yards so yeah I leave an info notice that has DOG written on it in permanent marker and if they want it DRed they leave their gate open.

Hopefully nobody rob them.

 

[IAmADumbDriver]

File on supe performing bargaining unit work...

 

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