THANKS BACK OF THE TRUCK!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by DiadTrainer, Jul 5, 2019.

  1. DiadTrainer

    DiadTrainer Member

    the owners are out of town and they have a pool. I have to walk by the pool to get DR the package per customer request. as I was walking I somehow took my shoes and socks off and 'FELL IN'. it felt GREAT in this 90°+ humidity.
    soon as I got my shoe back on I get an alert that my sup will be meeting me within 5 mins for add cuts. I had to do something seeing I'm wet from head to toe but my shoes and socks arent.

    I thought fast! took my 10min break behind the bulk head and needles to say, I came out drier than a 50yr old prosti'toot'

    SAVED THE DAY THANKS BACK OF THE TRUCK
     
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  2. Faceplanted

    Faceplanted Well-Known Member

    Have fun getting fired after the owners see you on one of their many cameras in their pool

    Also, never deliver anything anywhere besides the front door, especially if there is not a walkway to the back.
     
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  3. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    Did you pee in the pool?
     
  4. Snack

    Snack Member

    This can’t be for serious.
     
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  5. Why is your sup bringing you add cuts?
     
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  6. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    1) only a complete idiot would jump in someone’s pool

    2) the back of the truck wouldn’t dry you out. Only replace cool refreshing water with sweat.
     
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  7. If he took all of his clothes off and out them on the shelves.....
     
  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I can’t do that. My pecker is too big. I’d accidentally hit the shelf and get 3rd degree burns on my D*
     
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  10. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    Bologna
     
  11. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Talk about a sticky situation
     
  12. DiadTrainer

    DiadTrainer Member

    I didnt jump. I 'Fell'
     
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  13. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 KILL KILL!!

    I banged Emma stone today
     
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  14. DiadTrainer

    DiadTrainer Member

    2) the back of the truck wouldn’t dry you out. Only replace cool refreshing water with sweat.[/QUOTE]
    BS ILL BET U AN INTERNET $50!
     
  15. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    Maybe he had an extra set of clothes along. I always carried a spare. I also used to change into shorts after the weather would warm up on a Spring or Fall day. Not once did I forget to put pants back on back then.
     
  16. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Douschebaggery

    Pics or it isn't true.
     
  17. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 KILL KILL!!


    streets of Philadelphia.



    Suck it.
     
  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Hello...
     
  19. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Wanna come up to my place for some coffee?